want to become a yellow bamboo teacher?

[Oraenor]

First of all; Thank you koto-ryu for the link.

Update on my progress so far;

I watched the first video and started falling asleep during the introductory titles. Not boring, mind you, I'm just a fast reader and after staring at the the same words on the screen for what seemed an eternity I started to nod off. Of course, I haven't been sleeping very well lately and I could have just been very tired or "susceptible".

Started nodding off during the meditation - but meditation sometimes does that to me.

Was watching the guys on the beach and fell asleep again. My son found me with my face on the computer keyboard. I have an interesting pattern of little square marks on my upper right cheek now which I'm sure I'll have to explain to everyone I see today...

My son believes I fell asleep because of watching the guys yelling on the video too closely, concentrating too intently on them.

Interesting theory; does Yellow Bamboo work by video? Can I email a vidclip of me yelling into the camera and knock out the recipient? Extensive testing may be required. More to come...

yellow bampoo needs to be taught by a professional to do corrective breathing. Also no sparing and lack of 2 man forms increases it's uselessness.
I watched the video and uses the same techniques as those by cults to brainwash pupils.This technique is also used in the simpsons as well.
brain wash tips;
1. long meditation
2. poor diet
3. weird chantments
4.offer favouritism(if thats a word)
5. demoralise
6. the "we are your best friends and your only option" impression
7. make lifestyle appear more advanced/meaningful than current one

[Tom Yum]

I watched the video and uses the same techniques as those by cults to brainwash pupils.This technique is also used in the simpsons as well.
brain wash tips;
1. long meditation
2. poor diet
3. weird chantments
4. offer favouritism(if thats a word)
5. demoralise
6. the "we are your best friends and your only option" impression
7. make lifestyle appear more advanced/meaningful than current one

and these too...

8. watch reruns of Late Night with David Letterman.
9. stay up even later and watch ab roller infomercial.
10 .when toothpaste runs out, cut open tube and press to get 15% more toothpaste.
11. Go to circle K in the middle of the night - purchase condoms, 3 kosher pickles, a hammer and vaseline.

[JasonE]

If it looks like a cult, sounds like a cult, acts like a cult...

[Drache]

At least Charles Manson got people to kill for him, this guy only gets people to light incense and hum. How pathetic.