wee guys punching hard

[proud chinaman]

i weigh about ten stone which is bloody light, and although ive gained quite a bit of muscle, do crap loads of bag work etc i get stronger punches but not at the rate id like whats the best ways to improve sheer punching power not through proper technique or stuff like that as i have good technique. my old coach told me to put on a bit more weight!

[sercuerdas]

work your legs and hips

[Mr. Heel Hook]

Re: wee guys punching hard

Originally posted by proud chinaman
but not at the rate id like whats the best ways to improve sheer punching power not through proper technique or stuff like that as i have good technique.

Me and Mr. BoxerGrappler were discussing this. We have come to a conclusion that will most likely work for you.


The answer, which I am not sure if you have heard of is steroids.

The Pros:

Strength and mass gained at an unbelievable rate.

The Cons:

Mammary Gland growth AKA: "Boobs"
Shrinking "package"
Fits of utter rage
Infinite back hair growth
Discoloration of urine
Hair loss on your scalp


Now I know that there are a lot of cons, but lets face it, if you need a boost you need a boost. So go for it!

[kh_s]

Did you just advice him to start taking steroids !?!?

[Mr. Heel Hook]

Yeah dude, whats wrong with that!?!?

[jules]

other than it's bad for your health and illegal?

[MrBoxerGrappler]

No dude trust me...roids are awesome...Me and HeelHook did a cycle right before our last tourney and you wouldn't belive how fast it kicked it, you hit harder, you get this insane boost of rabid energy...it rules I am telling you try it you won't regret it.

[jules]

*shakes his head* Dude for me it would have to be "all natural".

[MrBoxerGrappler]

DUDE!!!!


It is natural....all the ingrediants come from the earth...mother nature intended it...it was just for whoever was smart enough to put them all together.

[jules]

dude you sound like this guy my roomate in college use to tell me about... Some boxer bodybuilder from Boston. LOL but then you can never trust those NE philly boys..

[MrBoxerGrappler]

Its all the thing to do in New England dude...thats why everyone is so badass.

[psyfered]

Youguys are on roids? Lmfaoo wdf

You guys have no dicks

[Mr. Heel Hook]

uh Yeah! Isn't everyone? Dude, I can punch like so hard!!! You've never tried roids before??? It totally like makes you badass...and like wicked tough...and like...AWESOME!! So what if I don't have a penis? My biceps are like...28 inches!! And my eyebrow ridge makes me look like I'm always wearing a baseball cap. And actually, it is kinda like that. No sun in my eyes! But like I punch WICKED HARD now.

[psyfered]

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hahahahahahaha!!!

[Thadiius]

Stretching helps...being more flexable coupled with working on your technique seems to help some people. Gaining weight works but the downside is the bigger you get the bigger your opponets will be.