Chi Forces - Real or Fake?

[yentao]

These Chi guys seem pretty good at fingering things.

How do you know? Can you do that too? Did they use their fingers on you? You know, give you the bad chi finger?

[Thai Bri]

I've been fingered by all kinds of women. Especially Chi Ki ones.

[sherwinc]

So, basically Chi is responsible for everything good.

sometimes i have a slight fever..... i never take any pill to reduce my fever.... what i did is:

i go outside house, then perform kungfu setpatterns while gradually drink not so cold water or softdrinks.....

perspiration next........

after practice......

the fever is gone.........


Clue:
Cause practicing KungFu enhances Chi Circulation so thats the reason why.........

[Thai Bri]

I thought it would be. I am convinced.?!.?!.?!

[darrianation]

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[sherwinc]

Hey those yellow bamboo guys can knock you through the air from 20 feet way with their CHI.

Yellow bamboo is a very imposible thing to believe......

however......

i do believe that God really do temporary put a way some dry land trail way for Moses and his men to cross the Red Sea while chasing with these Ramises "The Egyptian Stupid"

as we are already convinced that there is really a magic.....
remember the two magicians called by Ramises - their two sticks becomes a snake - in order to fight the stick of Moses that turn to a God's snake????? so, there is really a magic that exist on this world.....

but for the Yellow Bamboo of yours????? i think it is stupid........

Note:
if these biblical magic of middle east is true..... how about these chi of China?????? seems so imposible for the westerners???????

now, if you wont agree with me, therefore you dont believe in the happenings inside the Holy Bible......

[darrianation]

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[darrianation]

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[sherwinc]

I have seen the video clips and they have their own Island, it's gotta' be true.

Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw........

you are an easy believing about things that stupid..... you are so very superstitious, the world of Science will really hate you......

[Thai Bri]

As long as no one has seen the "Chi Finger" video.

[darrianation]

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[sherwinc]

That does it I am flying out the island right now and am going to get some kimchi right now!

Yellow bamboos power is no-match for the powers of Moses

Note:
Yellow bamboo can sweep away even platoons of Thai Bri's...... but Moses can separate the bodies of Red Sea.......

Learn the techniques of Moses before Science will hate you using your Stupid Superstiotioness Beliefness.....

[darrianation]

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[sherwinc]

Ohhh... I think I Ate some bad Chi.

In KungFu:

Chi is not the only Key to to win a fight...... you must learn also the concepts of Jing.....

not just Jing, you may also learn the concept of Ching(soul),

Jing, Chi, and Ching are very important things to learn while practicing KungFu Weaponry as well as practicing KungFu Hand attacks.....

[jules]

is someone here comparing religion to fact? So kung fu is a religion? WTF? How can one compare the two? It's like comparing Islam and basketball...