Afraid of MMA competition

[Dim Wit Moc]

Dang. That's one of my concerns about old age. Leakage, diapers, things dropping out. My mother had this so called friend that had to wear a bag to catch her poop. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[Dim Wit Moc]

verc: If you think this board is weird, take a look at some of the stuff posted at Bullshido. Even I rarely post anymore over there, and I know I need a shrink.

[Seismic Anamoly]

Verc, Amen to that brother.

[verc]

lol, actually I used to be one of those bullshido freaks when I was like 15 years old.


Serious guys, don't be delving into martial arts so much at young age.

Your teenage years are meant to be merry. Go out with friends and get drunk, when you turn 18 go to the club and when you turn 21 go to the bar. If you spend your youth trying to emulate the great masters of the past, it'll only hinder your personal development.

Now when you are a bit older, you have the right to be crazy

[Dim Wit Moc]

verc: I always welcome the wisdom of the sage (I'm not calling you a brush, there's been too much name calling already). Excellent advice.

[Tom Yum]

I think Dim Wit Moc is afraid of.................cooking competition!

Ok lao tzu, so you've shown us your wisdom, now lets see how you can handle your technique over the wok!!!

You have one garlic clove and a cleaned squidd. You have any asian sauces at your disposal!!!

[Dim Wit Moc]

Now Tom, I am a big fan of yours. If you keep hurting my feelings, I am going to withdraw my request to be vice-president of your fan club. I am very sensitive. A scathing attack by one's hero is too hard to bear. (Did I spell bear right)?

[darrianation]

Man oh man these threads become staler by the minute
When are ALL you guys gonna understand that practically NO MartialArt is suited for selfdefence for the masses
Not the traditional nor the modern arts
what you are taking as examples are people who had the opertunity to spend many hours a day on training, be it MMA champions or chinese KF masters, most of us sods do not have that time to spend because we do not have a family that can support us for that long, so we have to study and then work

Traditional Arts often lack the contactsparring, so what, the contact arts are primarily offensive fighting arts and lack even more in the parts that Darr often discribes to us
Self-defence is fighting as little as possible, minimizing the risks
Better a bruised ego than a broken nose
It is not accepting every challenge and looking for a fight

"My art is better than yours in SD" shure it is but it is still crap

I'm amazed at how some people are accusing the trad arts of something but in a sense start to do the same

If SD would be the Olympics, MA would be the Paralympics
Although someone at the Paralympics is showing great achievements, it is nowhere near the "Real" Olympics

As for UFC or Pride, ask the promotors why there are predominantly Americans in the UFC and why some fighters all of a sudden do not fight in Pride?
To the promoters, these events are about the same as a WWE PPV event
The people come to be entertained ( the more they are, the more money is made)

I agree to a point. If you want to be a world class athlete in any sport whether is hockey, soccer, of the UFCs you do need to spend a lot of time training and practicing. A lot of cross training needs to done off season, pre season. Post season etc, etc, and ETC.

If you want to be a Kung Fu master it takes years and years and lots of time training every week.

But I think a lot of people are getting this wrong. You are all over complication this shit.

When it comes to self-defense training if you train correctly using the correct methodology and specificities I think you do not need the years and years of training or 40 hour a week crap. You can learn and be effective in a short time and maintain this level with a minimum amount of training time each week.

It takes so long in many MA systems because the training uses the wrong methodologies and isn't specific enough. You have to go through a lot of unneeded crap before you reach proficiency and effectiveness. If you reach it at all!

[Tom Yum]

Now Tom, I am a big fan of yours. If you keep hurting my feelings, I am going to withdraw my request to be vice-president of your fan club. I am very sensitive. A scathing attack by one's hero is too hard to bear. (Did I spell bear right)?

Attack?? Nope, just joking.

I was just going off on a tangent, since this thread seemed to be going off on one.

[darrianation]

i watch yesterday the PRIDE (UFC like match) the more i watch K1, PRIDE, UFC - the more bullshit - i really waste my time watching those kind of tournament......

if you are good, then dont listen to your couch, just trust your fist, dont trust what your mind dictates..... and also dont trust your eyes 100% (sensitivity, etc will work)

UFC, K1, PRIDE ...... are all Human Dummy, the fight reach up to 3 rounds..... and so on......

HOW ABOUT FIGHTING IN THE PLUM FLOWER POSTS???????????????????
can you use your Grappling there?????

HOW ABOUT FIGHTING IN THE ROOFTOP OF A LONG TRAIN RUNNING AT ABOUT 30 Kilometers per Hour????????
can you use your Grappling there?????

HOW ABOUT FIGHTING IN THE STEEPY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN??????
can you use your Grappling there?????

Note:
kungfu will use natural sorrounding obstacles to his ADVANTAGES, or he will use stones and branches as a temporary KungFu weapon substitutions.....

Hey that was a movie it's called crouching tiger hidden dragon?

[darrianation]

eyes, adams apple, windpipe, groin, etc..... are the soft and sensitive parts of the human body...... once it hit hard..... you will die or permanent disabled..... if a kungfu fighter do that - you promise that the kungfu fighter will not enter JAIL????????

So you actually do this to each other in class? You mean to tell me everyday in Kung fu class you stand across from you partner and knee him in the balls, jab a finger in his eyes, and crush his trachea?

Do you have any student’s left?

If you actually train and spar this way in Kung Fu wow. Then I guess all Kung fu master must be blind, eunuchs, with a bloody cough.

[sherwinc]

So you actually do this to each other in class? You mean to tell me everyday in Kung fu class you stand across from you partner and knee him in the balls, jab a finger in his eyes, and crush his trachea?

Do you have any student’s left?

If you actually train and spar this way in Kung Fu wow. Then I guess all Kung fu master must be blind, eunuchs, with a bloody cough.

you are living in a dream world, get out of the vacuum and face the real world.....

perhaps, a simple quote seems you dont understand since you are a human dummy..... a lot of fists landed unto your head skull - so that's the reason why you have an intermediate brain damage.....

too late for you to recover...... since brain damage of yours is very hand to cure, yes..... you dont take drugs but the brain damage that you get is that - many fists landed unto your skull,

perhaps, you use your head and body to block oncoming opponents punch

[sherwinc]

Hey that was a movie it's called crouching tiger hidden dragon?

perhaps a human dummy - resulting to a brain damage.....

living in a dream world, cant accept the reality.....

its not my fault......

[Dim Wit Moc]

Tom Yum: I know you were just joking. So was I. To be honest, the bizarre side of me has kicked in and any usefulness to this thread I may have had is long gone. Actually, I really do like your style and enjoy your posts. What I say really is the truth and the way I feel, I just do it in a crazy way sometimes. I really have developed my own kung fu system, but some of the crazy names come from a mixture of an angry personality and crazy sense of humor.

This really is a serious issue, and I think there are better spokespersons on both sides than me. Dang, if Darrianation wrote for a magazine, I would subscribe if for nothing more than his intellect, strong opinions, and basic fairness. He has the ability to be a great trial lawyer except for one thing. His honesty would get in the way of his twisting the truth as he sees it to manipulate the legal system.

At any rate, this is a great place to get educated and to get a few laughs along the way. Take care Tom.

[yentao]

Just let us all know where and when these deadly Kung Fu experts fought without getting their anuses handed to them on a rusty coat hanger.

LOL where did you got the idea i bet that is part in your training routine, remember you got chi fingered a lot? I bet you got chi fingered in the anus too. Looks like it happened to you before. You got some stupid imagination.