The Best Defense

[holyman]

1.The best defense is always offense. Always carry a bag of iron filings in your pocket. Should you meet a menacing attacker hurl the iron filings in his eyes, this will blind him. Then grab his head and knee him in the face then run. Simple but effective

2. In a bar use broken bottle or hurl empty glasses at your opponent.

3. In the street, pickup a brick and smash it over the guys head and run away before the cops come.

TIPS

Get a cheap sock and place coins in it. Next time someone starts just swing this sock in the air and smack the fool in the template.

For Women use hair spray this will blind an attacker or stab a pen into the attckers eye

Now tellme who needs to know kungfu or karate ???

[Thai Bri]

Now tellme who needs to know a good psychiatrist.

[holyman]

Thai Bri,

If your happy wtih your thai boxing skills i got no quarrel with you. If u can fight someone who attacks u with a knife with thai skills - i have no quarrel.

But some martial arts dont teach this and hence u need a weapon or some means of gaining more power. There are no rules in the street.

If someone threatens me I bend down plea for mercy then throw sand in his face kick him the balls then run before the police turn up.

Why ? because police are racist wankers. I had to learn the hard way criminals exist at all social levels and professions. A few months ago there was a documentary of racism in the police force and how they hated blacks and coloured people. So who do u trust ?. I am not mental just a realist thats all.

Now tellme who needs to know a good psychiatrist.

[bartjam]

Thai Bri,

If your happy wtih your thai boxing skills i got no quarrel with you.

You got it wrong mate. Bri only relies upon his beloved Wing Chun


(what a sarcastic twat I am....)

[holyman]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO TAI BRI DIDNT STUDY WING CHUN

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THAI BRI WAVES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR MEOWING LIKE A CAT AHAHAHHAH

MAKES HE IS DOING IS CAT OR MAYBE PUSSY FORM AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You got it wrong mate. Bri only relies upon his beloved Wing Chun


(what a sarcastic twat I am....)

[Thai Bri]

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[AlexJitsu]

Honestly, I thought the iron fillings idea was pretty good, because unlike some things like knives, he can't pick them up and attack you with them.

You could just use coins, however.

[Tom Yum]

I would pay a great deal of money to learn the Pussy form...........

pussy form is derived from chin na and is practiced by ladies; the goal is to develop enough chi to seize and control any aggressive male

[HtTKar]

Could you picture anybody blinding an aggressive male with hairspray.
Thats rediculous and would just piss an attacker off.

If you have a can of hairspray why not just bash it into their Nose, instead of hoping their eyelids stick-together or whatever it's supposed to do.

And stabbing someone in the eye with a pen is a lot harder than running away.

You dont need to know karate of kung-fu but relying solely on cheap tricks, bricks in the road, and a pocket full of iron shavings is not a well thought out plan for knowing how to protect or defend.

[holyman]

I now carry a statue of laughing buddha in my pocket so when someone comes at me i smash it on nose. Then i have the last laugh.

I also carry sharp pens in all my pockets to stab people in the neck if they attack me

Could you picture anybody blinding an aggressive male with hairspray.
Thats rediculous and would just piss an attacker off.

If you have a can of hairspray why not just bash it into their Nose, instead of hoping their eyelids stick-together or whatever it's supposed to do.

And stabbing someone in the eye with a pen is a lot harder than running away.

You dont need to know karate of kung-fu but relying solely on cheap tricks, bricks in the road, and a pocket full of iron shavings is not a well thought out plan for knowing how to protect or defend.

[koto_ryu]

1.The best defense is always offense. Always carry a bag of iron filings in your pocket. Should you meet a menacing attacker hurl the iron filings in his eyes, this will blind him. Then grab his head and knee him in the face then run. Simple but effective

2. In a bar use broken bottle or hurl empty glasses at your opponent.

3. In the street, pickup a brick and smash it over the guys head and run away before the cops come.

TIPS

Get a cheap sock and place coins in it. Next time someone starts just swing this sock in the air and smack the fool in the template.

For Women use hair spray this will blind an attacker or stab a pen into the attckers eye

Now tellme who needs to know kungfu or karate ???

1) If he's wearing glasses or is on dope, chances are he's not going to be too affected and will end up stomping your spleen flat on the street.

2) Might work if you get to actually try something before they sucker-punch you or grab you, and then if you do actually manage to win the court shuns highly on stabbing individuals with broken bottles. Not only that, but if you bust a bottle and go at a guy and he has a weapon as well, chances are he's going to draw it and he's probably better with it than you are.

3) Same thing, you might not even get the chance to grab that brick or even strike him with it before he throws you to the ground, monkey stomps your brains out, and FedExes them to your poor mother. And if he has friends, what're you gonna do, grab another brick?

4) A sock filled with coins. Yeah, that's not considered a concealed weapon at all. And if you pop a guy in the head with it and he's got a Beretta tucked in the back of his pants? Closed casket for you.

5) Hairspray won't do much of anything and just because a drunk guy is in a bar and wants to duke it out with you, you're going to go stab him in the eye with a pen and potentially kill him because he bumped into you headed towards the bathroom?

[jubaji]

I also carry sharp pens in all my pockets to stab people in the neck if they attack me

You might consider using them for other things if you ever learn to write.

[koto_ryu]

Honestly, I thought the iron fillings idea was pretty good, because unlike some things like knives, he can't pick them up and attack you with them.

You could just use coins, however.

Use sand or dirt, its on the ground already. Better than walking around with a pocketful of iron fillings.

[Oraenor]

My friend told me once that you you want to **** someone up for life just blow some fibre glass filings at them.