Splashing Hands Kungfu Fact or Ficton

[holyman]

OK Guys,

I know I put down kung styles because they are ineffective for street fighting.

However I have come across a style of kungfu called splashing hands.

I emailed for more information and apparently its a 'street fighting' kungfu style. I heard that splashing hands guys have taken out street fighters karate guys u name it.

Is true or another pack of lies ?

[sherwinc]

OK Guys,

I know I put down kung styles because they are ineffective for street fighting.

However I have come across a style of kungfu called splashing hands.

I emailed for more information and apparently its a 'street fighting' kungfu style. I heard that splashing hands guys have taken out street fighters karate guys u name it.

Is true or another pack of lies ?

Splashing Hands....... i see it on the Magazine Cover of Inside KungFu....

it is sounds like the StickingHands of WingChun, WalkingHands of ChiDianBun, ReturningHand of ChoyLiFut, PushingHands of TaiChi, NgoKi-ArmHitting of GoChoKun......

wow......

i wont underestimate that kind of kungfu art called known as Splashing Hands...

why????????

cause i am not familiar with it...........

[IronFist]

Its the style that James McNeil teaches at the Little Nine Heavens school.

The style it itself is comprised of quick shuffling footwork and western style punching from the shoulder. Its supposedly called splashing hands because the hands move like water they 'splash' if you know what i mean. The hands are kept open and only clench on impact.

Splashing Hands....... i see it on the Magazine Cover of Inside KungFu....

it is sounds like the StickingHands of WingChun, WalkingHands of ChiDianBun, ReturningHand of ChoyLiFut, PushingHands of TaiChi, NgoKi-ArmHitting of GoChoKun......

wow......

i wont underestimate that kind of kungfu art called known as Splashing Hands...

why????????

cause i am not familiar with it...........

[holyman]

Is this style good for street fighting ?.

Its the style that James McNeil teaches at the Little Nine Heavens school.

The style it itself is comprised of quick shuffling footwork and western style punching from the shoulder. Its supposedly called splashing hands because the hands move like water they 'splash' if you know what i mean. The hands are kept open and only clench on impact.

[Thai Bri]

I have splashed on my hands. After that no one came near me. I spalshed at ratio of 22-2 and you are human dummy. I splash your hands you box with head and body.

Convinced?

[bartjam]

Nope... can you explain it with simplier words, for dummies? What about a ratio of 220-20? I'm confused..........

[Thai Bri]

Dummies, mummies or human dummies convinced? Now read this slowly. It is quite simple.

My alphabets are 108 for hands and 206 for feet. Eight for elbows, two for knees and six for testicles convinced. If my six touch your 108 no doubt your 206 and 8 and 2 connect with my 6 convinced. Then I only have three as 6 take 3 is one convinced.

You play 50 ratio for Horatio on the Square, well kiss my Hardy convince my double dare convinced. Convinced?

[bartjam]

Perfectly clear. Now I'm 100% convinced.

[Thai Bri]

Your Splash is fake Splash. Made up with milk and water only convinced. My instrucor has real Splash convinced.

[m.artist]

Dummies, mummies or human dummies convinced? Now read this slowly. It is quite simple.

My alphabets are 108 for hands and 206 for feet. Eight for elbows, two for knees and six for testicles convinced. If my six touch your 108 no doubt your 206 and 8 and 2 connect with my 6 convinced. Then I only have three as 6 take 3 is one convinced.

You play 50 ratio for Horatio on the Square, well kiss my Hardy convince my double dare convinced. Convinced?

that was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read

[holyman]

Please do not make fun of what you do not know or understand !!!!!!!!!!

that was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read

[HuSanYan]

Please do not make fun of what you do not know or understand !!!!!!!!!!

why ever not??

[Thai Bri]

Even I don't understand it. And I wrote it!

[Tee Sok]

that was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read

Same here. Wait, I will go back and read this thread again.

[Thai Bri]

This thread so funny I Splash on my Hands convinced. I Splash at Ratio 22-2 on human dummy inflatable with pouting mouth convinced. She pout and I spout I am tea pot with short little spout convinced. You all block with head she gives me head and gargle at ration of 22-2, but you gargle at 50-50 with fake Kung Fu chew on you moo moo as well as you too.

Convinced?