Poll: Situational Self-Defense CMA

[bartjam]

Sherwinc and Tameo travel to a big European town. They get into a pub and stare at some local thugs. As one of the thugs approaches them, asking the inevitable question : "WHAT THE FUCCK are you LOOKIN' AT?", guess what the two friends do

[Thai Bri]

You forgot "They bore the shite out of himn, telling him all about how good Wing Chun is and alphabets and shite WC demo videos...... And the guy kills himself by biting off his own ears"

That would be my vote.

[bartjam]

How about "they just got hit at 88:8 ratio 45° degrees human dummy you're jester with splattered-hands kungfu man convinced?"

[HuSanYan]

can logically be only one possibility.
they assumed the one legged white crane stance

[HuSanYan]

then got head butted

[holyman]

Dont underestimate splashing hands kungfu...it could be the greatest thing since Mai Thai

How about "they just got hit at 88:8 ratio 45° degrees human dummy you're jester with splattered-hands kungfu man convinced?"

[Thai Bri]

I actually had a guy try the one legged Crane Stance on me once. I smacked him in the gob with a tred style Shukokai reverse punch, and he hit the deck like a sack of shite.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

I actually had a guy try the one legged Crane Stance on me once. I smacked him in the gob with a tred style Shukokai reverse punch, and he hit the deck like a sack of shite.

yikes, now you are scaring me....Karate that worked

[Thai Bri]

I only ever said 95% of it was cack.

I restricted myself to the 5%............

[bartjam]

I only ever said 95% of it was cack.

I restricted myself to the 5%............

Yes Bri, but don't be naive. You shouldn't underestimate splashing hands KF for your street self-defense. Now read carefully: next time you go to see Man UTD-Liverpool, approach the reds supporters and launch a splashing hands attack. You'll see you'll be far better off than with your useless RBSD

[Thai Bri]

I would launch my Clean Heels technique. Never fails.

[jubaji]

Dont underestimate splashing hands kungfu...it could be the greatest thing since Mai Thai

But it only works if you're in the pool, right?

[Tameo]

When did I ever say anything about splashing hands, or any other style of kung-fu? All im trying to do is defend my MA-TWC from retards who think they are the invincible fighters who can defend against bui jee attacks with boxing punches...

[HuSanYan]

When did I ever say anything, All im trying to do is defend my MA-TWC from retards who think they are the invincible fighters who can defend against bui jee attacks with boxing punches...

actually Tameo, its more a case of wiping the biu jee attacks off the face of the earth.
thank you. good morning

[Tameo]

You dont believe they work? Well come to LA WC academy and you will see they do when someone does it on you.