Funny kung fu stories

[Oraenor]

Does anyone have any that they would like to share here?

[spispraflax]

Yes. I agree with you.
Can anyone help us?
Pls join to forum. You can happy for funny story.

[Da Pope]

Must resist urge to post KOTF video...must resist....

JOKING JOKING PLEASE NO MORE NEG REP hehehehe

[mellow]

Must resist urge to post KOTF video...must resist....

JOKING JOKING PLEASE NO MORE NEG REP hehehehe

let's see your video hotshot

[Da Pope]

eeeeeeeeeeeek

*runs away*

[kingoftheforest]

LOL. I love people who make fun.

I've used my art in situations that meritted it outside of the gym or dojo.

If you filmed it, it would look sloppy ugly and brutal.

Real fights aren't smooth or fancy like on T.V.

A lot of people don't understand this, they get into a fight and try to do a pretty form and get their ass kicked.

The major problem is they blame the art and not thir own ineptitude or inexpierence.

What I do looks foreign to gym fighters and LARPers because it is foreign. It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

[Tom Yum]

Does anyone have any that they would like to share here?

Me n my homies tried to show off on video...

YouTube - The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

[Da Pope]

LOL. I love people who make fun.

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It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

and all fights start standing right?

[jubaji]

I've used my art in situations that meritted it outside of the gym or dojo.

..............

Do tell.

[kingoftheforest]

..............

Do tell.

Not for you pencil theory, suplex boy.

[jubaji]

C'mon, don't be shy.

[Tokyo Kid]

What I do looks foreign to gym fighters and LARPers because it is foreign. It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

That's the funniest kung fu story I'v ever heard! To think, in all my years, I have never until now seen what real fighting looks like. Boy, the jokes on me I guess. And all those boxers, muay thai, esrima, kung fu, karate, etc. guys who thought they knew how to fight, egg on their face boy oh boy!

Jeez, I keep telling myself to leave the poor guy alone, but when he posts nonsense like that, I just can't help it!

[Thefighter]

Worst Kung Fu Ever

YouTube - Worst Kung Fu Ever

[zuohuijusn]

I also love the fight sequences, the way momentum swings back and forth from bad guy to good guy until the good guy finally wins. Unless of course the good guy is the master, in which case he dies and it is up to his student to avenge him!It's not all comedy though, I love the serious films too. I loved Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Hero. I just saw Ip Man on DVD yesterday ed hardy kleidung and it was great! I love the fact that it's based on a true story. The choreography was also excellent. No fantastic flying moves, but amazingly fast hand speed and foot work. I've only seen a few scenes of Ip Man 2 but it looks really good too

[sherwinc]

and all fights start standing right?

it's all a myth, no proven evidence....