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I challanged a kung fu guy and I need some advice on how to win against him

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  • #76
    If you have studied these arts some one should have told you not to anticipate but to respond. every move he does will have hundreds of counters. just pick the one that comes and let it go. To prepare lets see he challenged you,that right there should tell you he has a big ego. Piss him off so he makes a mistake and put it on him

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    • #77
      I told my wife about this thread and she said you're all a bunch of nerds.

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      • #78
        here is some advice RUN! run as fast as you can and dont stop till you feel like your going to have a heart attack!

        you must avoid this fight at all costs!

        even if you manage to somehow defeat a student of Kung-Fu you will then live your whole life waiting for the next challenge in a never ending attempt to recover the lost honor! you will never know when you will face the next duel to the death!

        so think about it, is this fight really worth a life on the run as a hounded refugee being endlessly pursued by waves of Kung-Fu crazed disciples?

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        • #79
          Originally posted by aku aku
          I told my wife about this thread and she said you're all a bunch of nerds.
          Oh yeah, well you actually told your wife about a defend.net thread, so that also makes you a nerd too.

          Welcome brother!!!!!

          Left to Right

          Samurai Guy, Aku Aku, Garland, Gregimotis, Osopardo.

          Not shown:
          Tom Yum - The foreign exchange student nerd.
          Jubaji - Joins in Part III.



          Photo taken by Jubaji.
          Last edited by Tom Yum; 12-24-2006, 02:18 AM.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Tom Yum
            Oh yeah, well you actually told your wife about a defend.net thread, so that also makes you a nerd too.

            Welcome brother!!!!!
            Yeah, my wife called me a nerd too.

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            • #81
              Wo nerds argue about who would win Goku or Superman ( I say Superman) those are nerds. We're just losers ok.

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              • #82
                Fight him

                Fight him freely and if he kicks your ass youl know what he's working with and then sparr him again. Or stop talking!

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                • #83
                  Oh someone should tell him. I dont think they even know. Most people have no clue about that. Besides I think that is learned not taught. I does not matter how many styles you practice most of the applications in maartial arts styles are useless in real combat situations.

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                  • #84
                    Wow...I just read the first post of this topic and wow...

                    If you knew all those martial arts, you wouldnt fight a kung fu kid. Thats just a ridiculous thing. YOU are a disgrace to martial arts.

                    I remember one time, I challenged a shaolin champion and he turned into a dragon during the second round and I threw my metal shoe at him and he exploded...

                    Dont ever say you know muay thai you piece of shit kid. If you wanna be a hardass step in the ring really and dont spread lies and create a 6 page topic that makes me waste my time getting mad.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Tom Yum
                      Oh yeah, well you actually told your wife about a defend.net thread, so that also makes you a nerd too.

                      Welcome brother!!!!!

                      Left to Right

                      Samurai Guy, Aku Aku, Garland, Gregimotis, Osopardo.

                      Not shown:
                      Tom Yum - The foreign exchange student nerd.
                      Jubaji - Joins in Part III.



                      Photo taken by Jubaji.
                      .......................................................

                      LOL!

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                      • #86
                        if you don't return my stappler....I swear...I'll, I'll....burn this building down.

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                        • #87
                          I see I'm a redhead...
                          so...which one of you felatio flautists want to see if the carpet matches the drapes? eh? Eh? any takers??

                          by the way...whose idea was it to make me the meat in the homo sandwich?

                          I kiiid I kiiid...I love you fudge packers...seriously.

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                          • #88
                            where's boarspear in all of this? he was supposed to help me load my dick into a lightsocket while I'm double fisting beers.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Garland
                              where's boarspear in all of this? he was supposed to help me load my dick into a lightsocket while I'm double fisting beers.

                              heh-he-heh, he said "fisting" heh-eh-heh

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                              • #90
                                I guess it just came out in the context of the "homo-sandwich" rant.
                                huh...I did it again...came out.
                                shit.
                                babies.

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