I challanged a kung fu guy and I need some advice on how to win against him

[Tom Yum]

if you don't return my stappler....I swear...I'll, I'll....burn this building down.

The pic is a little before your time, Garland.

[BoarSpear]

where's boarspear in all of this? he was supposed to help me load my dick into a lightsocket while I'm double fisting beers.

HEY, WHOA there sonny, i didnt sign up to load nothin, i just agreed to provide the intoxicants and the film crew, YOU were supplying the equipment and loading crew

[BoarSpear]

if you don't return my stappler....I swear...I'll, I'll....burn this building down.

im going to need you to move your desk to the basement, Garland.

[ninjaiboy22]

I was talking to a friend about martial arts and stuff and he told me he knew kung fu and he wanted to challange me. He knows Hung Kuen and Southern Praying Mantis. I know wing chun, boxing, judo , muay thai , savate , krav maga, tai chi. Which styles that I know should I use most against him that might help me win. What attacks would he do most against me with his kung fu that i should be aware of. I am going to fight with him in 3 days.

How are you going against him. Are you just point sparring or full contact. If point sparring, just kick box him, if FC then take him to the ground.

[Warrior189]

This theard started in 12-11-2005. So they must have fought already, so giving him any advise now would be pretty unless now n hes not evening replyin back so it will be a waste of time now. Yea.

[shen lao]

Trust Your Natural Multiphasic Spontaneous Reflexive Response. I Reccomend That Your Try To Find Every Weakness In Every System You Know. If You Can Counter Your Own Strategies (conceptual Framework) Then His Should Be Easy. Chi Sao Is Good To. If He Tacles Your Waist Like Most Bjj Practitioners Do Then Box His Ears And Eye Gouge.

[jubaji]

This theard started in 12-11-2005. So they must have fought already, so giving him any advise now would be pretty unless now n hes not evening replyin back so it will be a waste of time now. Yea.

Oh, that doesn't matter. Most people only give advice as a form of self-promotion anyway, so they can still accomplish their goal talking to no one in particular.

[jubaji]

Trust Your Natural Multiphasic Spontaneous Reflexive Response. I Reccomend That Your Try To Find Every Weakness In Every System You Know. If You Can Counter Your Own Strategies (conceptual Framework) Then His Should Be Easy. Chi Sao Is Good To. If He Tacles Your Waist Like Most Bjj Practitioners Do Then Box His Ears And Eye Gouge.

Pssst...

You only need to capitalize the first word in a sentence, not all of them.





p.s. see my previous remarks

[Kenpodog]

im going to need you to move your desk to the basement, Garland.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Lighten up, and listen to your radio at a resonable level from 9:00 to 11:00

[shen lao]

Try The Art Of Fighting Without Fighting. Fighting In Real Life Sucks. Any True Warrior Hates War.