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Here fight fans! I know it's been posted before, but this is too good to miss!
Watch our very own Troll Virus display his awesome Wing Chun skills!
Now bump up that volume. The song of adulation is in Mandarin Chinese. But no problem. I can offer my translation services free of charge. Here goes!
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Verse 1
Watch our Troll Boy
With his wood toy
Watch him show his power.............
See him strike it
Like a sad git
See it fail to break!
There's not much use
In his structures
Troll limp wristed boy!
He should stay home
With his sad mum
Should stay on his bum
Verse2
See his muscle
Ripple and bulge
It's between his ears
He flat chested
Like a bare breasted
Ethiopean chicken
He knows Wing Chun
He knows Form 1
He thrusts like Bil Jee!
But wood don't break
Troll Boy can't shake
His image as a Dweeb
La la la la
Lala laaaa lala
La la la
La laaaaaa!
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Haw haw! Ya limp wristed lesser chested little knob!
Haw haw haw!
Watch our very own Troll Virus display his awesome Wing Chun skills!
Now bump up that volume. The song of adulation is in Mandarin Chinese. But no problem. I can offer my translation services free of charge. Here goes!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Verse 1
Watch our Troll Boy
With his wood toy
Watch him show his power.............
See him strike it
Like a sad git
See it fail to break!
There's not much use
In his structures
Troll limp wristed boy!
He should stay home
With his sad mum
Should stay on his bum
Verse2
See his muscle
Ripple and bulge
It's between his ears
He flat chested
Like a bare breasted
Ethiopean chicken
He knows Wing Chun
He knows Form 1
He thrusts like Bil Jee!
But wood don't break
Troll Boy can't shake
His image as a Dweeb
La la la la
Lala laaaa lala
La la la
La laaaaaa!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Haw haw! Ya limp wristed lesser chested little knob!
Haw haw haw!
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