San Shou

[jubaji]

I'm pretty sure I've got more ring time than you have shower time jr.

What kind of ring, ponytail? If you are talking about boxing matches, you are almost certainly right. If you include all types of matches you are laughably wrong.

[kingoftheforest]

What kind of ring, ponytail? If you are talking about boxing matches, you are almost certainly right. If you include all types of matches you are laughably wrong.

It's good that know so much about me already, is that why after 1200 plus page views on my profile your name has never left the list.

And no I'm not talking about the 20 internet forum "rings" that you post on constantly.

[Tant01]

"focused and practical"

Very... if your sport is rock climbing!

[Tant01]

Hands ON...

Good point. I don't think it was anymore off topic than some of the stuff in this thread.

Mind you the insanity involved in thinking people who train more traditional MA's kick trees and kill animals is ludicrous.

Those types of training are destructive to the practitioners body. Some people are just prone to hyperbole is all.

There are safer and more effective ways to condition the body than those ludicrously mentioned.



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Your "ludicrous" is my "unorthadox"...

I never said ANYTHING about it being remotely associated with "kung-fu"

Conditioning your conscious to a sanguinary deed is no big deal. Think about the gang bangers who choose machetes to hack rivals to death over say an SKS or AK?



What exactly does a HEAVY bag simulate? Your wooden dummy WAS once a real TREE...

[kingoftheforest]

Your wooden dummy WAS once a real TREE...

I don't bang on my wooden dummy. Yip man was quoted as saying "If the dummy is making noise when you use it you're doing it wrong."

There are way more intelligent, and less self destructive ways of conditioning than beating the shit out of yourself constantly.


You can hang cinder blocks from your nuts to condition them for being kicked, or you can learn to protect your nuts.

[WildWest.]

You can hang cinder blocks from your nuts to condition them for being kicked, or you can learn to protect your nuts.

Hahaha!

[kingoftheforest]

Hahaha!

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[Tom Yum]

You can hang cinder blocks from your nuts to condition them for being kicked, or you can learn to protect your nuts.

You can also tug large planes with your wang.

Ladies and gentlemen, Master Tu....

[kingoftheforest]

You can also tug large planes with your wang.

Ladies and gentlemen, Master Tu....

Sounds like it could kill off your lineage quick lol.

[jubaji]

It's good that know so much about me already.

So let me know, ponytail.

[jubaji]

Very... if your sport is rock climbing!

Could be, I suppose!

[jubaji]

I don't bang on my wooden dummy.

Rejected again, eh ponytail?

[Tom Yum]

So let me know, ponytail.

KOTF is legit, as is TTE Escrima.




















That is all.

[jubaji]

KOTF is legit, as is TTExcrement.

Well then there should be plenty of personal stories of martial prowess to share with us.



Of course, I'm willing to wait until 'sifu' rudy is chased off again, because nothing could be more entertaining than his continuing humiliation.

[Sagacious Lu]

Of course, I'm willing to wait until 'sifu' rudy is chased off again, because nothing could be more entertaining than his continuing humiliation.

True story.