Why GOD WHY???!

[SamuraiGuy]

Can I interest you in a potion to ensure your husband stays faithful? It will cause impotence if he tries to mess around with Canadian women.

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[Tant01]

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LOL



What? What? I'm trying to help you here... Fixing it good!

[Tant01]

O kay, sorry about the "Canadian" thing SG.

Here's the real thing from the article I was talking about:

Magickal Oils of Indonesian Shamanism

Minyak Sinyong-Nyong
Among the many wonder oils of the Dayaks is (Si)-Nyong-nyong. This minyak originates with the Iban tribe. It is a rare magical love oil used by the natives of Kalimantan mostly for keeping one's spouse faithful, although it is also applied in other affairs related to the heart by both men and women.
It is said that men who are affected by the influence of this oil would never commit adultery, even-though under barraged by the wildest temptation that the fairer sex may direct to them. In the event a man were to succumb to the wiles and seduction of a temptress, he would discover himself losing his sexual potency and would be unable to perform the coitus rite. The strange thing is that although impotent when it comes to other women, the body would function normally when fulfilling sexual duties towards one's lawful wife.

Nyong-nyong is made through a complex ritualistic process that is kept secret by the producers of this oil. It is usually manufactured during the natal day of the magically powerful head of the tribe. According to sources, on this special day, enchanted bottles are hung compulsorily on a certain banyan tree species for seven days and nights, after which time the bottles are magically filled with a thick fluid, and this is known as Nyong-nyong. The rite is not always successful which accounts for its rarity. Nyong-nyong may be applied in many ways, one way is to have it ingested by the unsuspecting subject. Several drops in the subject's drink is enough to cause him to reject the approaches of other women.

In general, the many love oils of the Dayaks may be applied for influencing another using the following rite:

Take some dirt or soil from the subject's footprints and wrap it up in a white piece of cloth, after which several drops of a love oil should be applied on the bundle. After this is done, the bundle of soil should be placed beneath one's pillow. The subject should then be visualized in an appropriate manner while calling out his or her name at least three times. Simultaneously, the pillow should be turned repeatedly and beaten.
Although difficult to acquire, Nyong-nyong oil is available to those that search for it. Minyak Nyong-nyong may be found sold by some perfume dealers, peddlers, and commercial psychics although the genuineness of the oil offered is questionable. We carry a Nyong-Nyong oil prepared by a shaman.

http://www.indotalisman.com/oils.html

[DarthBator]

wow, that lemon juice revelation is really awesome. I have seen similar practices in certain FMA's. When they do this is looks like they put something like potatoes into the oil, I often wondered if that somehow lowers the temperature.

Regardless of whether of not any of these things lower the boiling point of water that sure does have to be uncomfortable, simply training to endure the pain of burning liquid (whether it's stripping your skin or not) has got to make you pretty hard core

[ian robbins]

Where do I order???

I really really need some of that love oil......
I have my own recipe but you may get a little cheeky in the check out lane of your favorite shopping market.
Plus it only works if you feed or alot of booze....

[Bullseye]

Unusual.

I don't usually see thread titles addressed to me personally.