the truth about ninjitsu and samurai

[WildWest.]

I remember seeing a Japanese parody on the Western idea of a Ninja. It was hilarious! They showed a Ninja (a guy dressed up in the Ninja uniform) lifting up a car. Another clip showed a Ninja striking a typical traditional type MA stance/pose in front a a skyscraper, shouting "Heeeyaahh!!" and then proceeding to leap to the top of the building in a single bound. Another showed one deflecting bullets with metal strips strapped to his arms and then when his opponent has run out of bullets, the Ninja grabbed his gun and chopped it up into tiny pieces. All done with that zany sense of humour that the Japanese have.

Batmans car rocks.

If I burn a symbol into my arms can I become a Ninja too??

[jubaji]

I remember seeing a Japanese parody on the Western idea of a Ninja.

Not really the "western" idea. The fantasy of ninja having supernatural abilities and stuff started in Japan. Not that anyone takes it seriously, but it's not a "western" invention.

[Hikage]

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

And you accused me of being an idiot.








-Hikage

[blitz]

Damn it seems I didn't see this thread. Any one watch beverly hills ninja or something like that?

[Shiteuke]

One thing you forgot to add snake,,,Ninja WERE Samauri,,,, they were Samauri of a fallen Shogun whos only goal in life from that point on was avenging their Shoguns death,,,get educated or get lost!

[Shiteuke]

Oh and the whole burning a symbol in your arm,,,come on you get that off Kung Fu or somethin?

[thesnake]

sorry but ninja werent samurai and no, i didnt get anything off of kung fu

[Garland]

Oh...I remember what that whole "burn the symbol into your arm" shit is from... the Skulls!

And that movie is based on the same club that Bush and Kerry were part of.
Does that mean Bush and Kerry are ninjas?

fucking ninjas.

[jubaji]

One thing you forgot to add snake,,,Ninja WERE Samauri of a fallen Shogun whos only goal in life from that point on was avenging their Shoguns death,,,get educated or get lost!

.........ha?.........

[thesnake]

....lol...

[Garland]

One thing you forgot to add snake,,,Ninja WERE Samauri,,,, they were Samauri of a fallen Shogun whos only goal in life from that point on was avenging their Shoguns death,,,get educated or get lost!

Um...no. You get educated (that doesn't mean wikipedia, dumbshit.)...then get fucked.

where do these assholes come from, ju?

[jubaji]

Um...no. You get educated (that doesn't mean wikipedia, dumbshit.)...then get fucked.

where do these assholes come from, ju?

I dunno, OmaPlata has a big family maybe?

[thesnake]

where do these assholes come from, ju?

good question man

[Shiteuke]

well in the company of such scholars i guess i stand corrected,,, thanks for setting me straight,,and cudos for the real intellegent banter! You know its people with attitudes like yours that make it difficult to show tolorence,,, i hope their arent any children who come to this site to chat an discuss topics because they would get the wrong impression of whut a true martial artists' value system is. GROW UP

[jubaji]

well in the company of such scholars i guess i stand corrected,,, thanks for setting me straight,,and cudos for the real intellegent banter! You know its people with attitudes like yours that make it difficult to show tolorence,,, i hope their arent any children who come to this site to chat an discuss topics because they would get the wrong impression of whut a true martial artists' value system is. GROW UP

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