How about Bas Rutten Versus Bruce Lee

[jubaji]

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The really funny part is that you can't spell much better than that when you want to!

[AlexJitsu]

Bas Rutten vs. Bruce Lee? That's a new one.

Rutten wins by KO, 1st round, flurry of punches to the face.

[Patrick G.]

Oh really?!
Tai Chi teaches you how to KILL???
My God....I could never have imagined all those raisins practicing out in the park were ninja's at night...damn. Guess that means I'll have to go ahead and let them cut in front of me in line at the grocery store.

ohh my God...lmao...that was the funniest sh@t I read in a while!

[frank9791]

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Excuse me, but why do Bruce Lee bashers want to be on a JKD forum at all?
Don't get it.
In view of Lee's overall contributions, I don't think it matters who he could not beat, or could beat. I think you judge a teacher by the skills of his students. Look at Mr. Inosanto and the other 40-odd former Bruce students who are still active in the martial arts community, and any unbiased person would have to put Bruce up there with Kano, Uyeshiba, Oyama, Ch'ang,
Funakoshi, Gen. Choi, Hwang Kee, and other legendary founders.

[BeingAtOne]

I agree Frank

[El Mastero]

I think the median age of posters on this forum is like fifteen and half of them act like they're twelve. It's pretty sad really.

Garland, that's funny stuff. Some people have no sense of humor.

[Blue Wave Gym]

LOL thai chi

LOL thai chi
hey prove it prove it
now back to Bas and Lee

[Garland]

man...I say throw Jesus in there, he's closer to Bruce's weight class.


On second thought...that might be easy...Jesus would just continue to turn the other cheek.

[BoarSpear]

man...I say throw Jesus in there, he's closer to Bruce's weight class.


On second thought...that might be easy...Jesus would just continue to turn the other cheek.

how about snoopy vs the red baron? or the easter bunny vs santa claus to follow your lead. will this crap never cease?

[electrorok]

i cant believe this thread is still alive?
actually i dont think im helping the cause

[Garland]

how about snoopy vs the red baron? or the easter bunny vs santa claus to follow your lead. will this crap never cease?

...snoopy will NEVER catch that red baron...shit ain't even on the same level, man...
and the easter bunny...that dirty muthafucka has something up his sleave for real, if I was saint Nick (more than once a year, beotch), I'd be watching my jolly red ass.

No doubt.
Wu-tang, bitches.

[Drache]

How about Bas Rutten Versus Bruce Lee

How about removing the gloves so you can get a better grip on your head to pry it from your anal passage?

Besides, Bas wouldn't challenge Bruce because "corpses don't hit back".

[frank9791]

re

So I guess if I were a midnite-blue belt (along with Melissa Manchester) in tang soo do, I would have to give up my art if some douphus on a messageboard could convince me that Hwang Kee would have got his butt spanked by Pedro Rizzo. well La dee frickin' da.

[jubaji]

omae mo

I think the median age of posters on this forum is like fifteen .

Like, really? Like, omigawd!

[bbbb]

HaHaHa

Bas Rutten vs. Bruce Lee? That's a new one.

Rutten wins by KO, 1st round, flurry of punches to the face.

Maate-where do get your information.

Trippa.