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    stretching (read 'JKD' for 'business').



    The Titanic Deck Chair Rearrangement Corporation

    (NASDAQ:TDCRC)
    August 16, 2001
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    Valued Co-conspirators:

    "The business of business is business."
    --clocke

    Tight tautology, that one. Business' house of cards seems precariously perched on the head of a pin. Which, of course, sets me to wondering how many businesses we can get dancing there.

    But then Occam steps up with his cutting blade, and I find myself not meddling in such trivialities.

    The dissonance of our world resonates between poles of feigned
    certainty and known uncertainty. For in the middle of the deep dark night, we all lie awake, coming face to face with that which is
    unfaceable -- and the ground beneath us shakes.

    The sun rises us to another day, and we enter alters erected to the gods of commerce (phallic guys, ain't they?). Here is a world of
    certainty. A world based upon immutable laws -- supply and demand, scalable economics and the processes of running a business. Etchings carved into ancient tablets of business acumen, brought down from on high by...Adam Smith? Well, someone.

    One problem -- the Galileos of our day have gone and defied the one true church of our day.

    This article appeared in the NYT recently (apologies for the
    "registration required to view" -- they're assholes, what can I do
    about it?):

    International team of astrophysicists discovers that basic laws of nature as understood today may be changing slightly as universe ages, surprising finding that could challenge fundamental assumptions about workings of cosmos; research team led by Dr John K Webb used Keck telescope in Hawaii, world's largest single telescope, to study behavior of metallic atoms in gas clouds as far away from Earth as 12 billion light years; observations revealed patters of light absorption that team could not explain without assuming change in a basic constant of nature, called fine structure constant, involving strength of attraction between electically charged particles; if confirmed, finding could mean that other constants, like speed of light, might also have changed over history of universe; could also add credence to unproven theory of physics called string theory, which predicts that extra dimensions exist in fabric of space; implications are so far-reaching that many scientists are expressing skepticism that results will stand test of time, and even researchers on project are being deliberately cautious in presenting findings; research will be published in Physical Review Letters, field's most prestigious journal; chart explains fine structure content (M)


    It seems that a couple of our physicist friends were hanging out one night, eating pizza and drinking cheap beer, when Billy Bob (no, not Thornton) suggested they run upstairs and peer through the world's most powerful telescope at some metallic atoms in gas clouds sitting a mere 12 billion light years from earth.

    That's when the shit got trippy.

    Because what do you suppose our Heisenbergian friends should find, but light being absorbed in ways that defied one of the basic scientific constants of the universe.

    Now, suddenly, the whole universe as we know it has been
    surreptitiously tilted on its perceptual axis. Scientific constants
    might not be so constant. Nope, they too may be a-changing. That
    little thing called gravity -- changing. The speed of light? Changing. Can anyone say, "time travel and warp speed?" Star Trek just got do- able. Of course, that isn't the really shocking thing.

    As is usually the case, business missed this one.

    But they shouldn't. Because if the most basic constants are not
    constant, why should anyone believe that anything *is* constant. Like, shit I dunno, supply and demand curves. That whole tautology ("Johnny, that's just the way business gets done") just went to hell in a physicist's handbasket.

    Heraclitus, it seems, was right. And to think, we wasted 8000 years figuring *that* one out.

    To boot, we are left wondering what we are left wondering with.
    Perception spins our quarks, gluons and neutrinos into some Hendrixian haze. Indeed, our thoughts seem capable of disturbing the position and velocity of those universal building blocks. And I can hear Locke laughing at these mad scientists: "For Christ's sake, we're gonna ram these particles together in our new super accelerator -- now, SHHH! don't anybody think anything."

    In such clouds of unknowing, I'm sure you're now hoping there *is* a point. Oh ye of little faith...

    The point:

    Saying "the only constant is change" is the Greek-mouthing of a deeper truth -- the constants change, but the story remains. Yes, Led Zeppelin knew of that of which they spoke.

    Our human need to explain the changing abyss of our dark night
    awakenings -- that is the constant.

    To infinity and beyond,

    eric
    ===

    Eric Norlin
    CEO, TDCRC

  • #2
    Good site! Yet another way for me to avoid working during the day!

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    • #3
      that was probably one of the most intelligent posts on this forum...which leads me to this point, there is no room for that kind of sh!t here!!!!!!!!!!! (just kidding, I really enjoyed it)

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      • #4
        hottie pics next.

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        • #5
          sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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