I checked out Tracy's Karate Kenpo, and it appeared like Claw Karate or whatever, the bad guys, out of Karate kid. The guys who were instructing looked pretty bad some of them, (in a roid head left over from the 80s sort of way) and sort of pathetic (as in fat man who thinks he is half dragon). I did some personal training with a guy for free. Bout a half hour.
He was talking about how he charges 240 a month, and how his moves are SOO powerful, how he has been doing Karate since he was six (never missed) blah blah. He was a nice guy tho.
Then I got another guy who was short and fat with a delicate frame. He was wearing an all black gi. He seemed knowledgable especially about various arts, but his performance in kata was entertaining.
He did alot of testicle rips, eye pokes, etc. On top of it all, he had very small girlish hands when he made his tiger claws.
I asked him to check my punching he gave me some good advice.
Then proceeded to tell me he could throw 10 punches a second.
And that he is reknowned street fighter in the criminal underworld.
I'm just like okay...do you have a card?
He didn't have a card.
I left.
Is Tracy's a McDojo?
He was talking about how he charges 240 a month, and how his moves are SOO powerful, how he has been doing Karate since he was six (never missed) blah blah. He was a nice guy tho.
Then I got another guy who was short and fat with a delicate frame. He was wearing an all black gi. He seemed knowledgable especially about various arts, but his performance in kata was entertaining.
He did alot of testicle rips, eye pokes, etc. On top of it all, he had very small girlish hands when he made his tiger claws.
I asked him to check my punching he gave me some good advice.
Then proceeded to tell me he could throw 10 punches a second.
And that he is reknowned street fighter in the criminal underworld.
I'm just like okay...do you have a card?
He didn't have a card.
I left.
Is Tracy's a McDojo?
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