Pearls of Wisdom

[Piston]

Here's a kooky lil idea of mine:

Everyone is to quote their favourite little pearls of wisdom found on these forums, hopefully so that should anyone need it, the wisdom of the defend.net forums is distilled right here.

Rules:
1. No blatantly hate-filled quotes please.
2. Try not to quote the "Sayings that a Martial Artist should live by" in the MT forums.

Lets see some good ones.

[Balrog]

Never block with your face.

[totaltwatdeano]

Here's a kooky lil idea of mine:

Everyone is to quote their favourite little pearls of wisdom found on these forums, hopefully so that should anyone need it, the wisdom of the defend.net forums is distilled right here.

Rules:
1. No blatantly hate-filled quotes please.
2. Try not to quote the "Sayings that a Martial Artist should live by" in the MT forums.

Lets see some good ones.

Someone you hate is like a slinky- Not very useful but you get great satisfaction from pushing them down the stairs!

[Sagacious Lu]

Here's a pearl

The Movie "A Bronx Tale"

Words to live by:

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

[Tant01]

"Long range marksmanship and surveillance skills. Beats Bjj every time".


Mike Brewer.

This one was funny...

[kuk sool won]

Women and children are easy to mug

[Piston]

Fat men are harder to kidnap.

[Tant01]

Humans are soft targets and top heavy...

[Paco]

"God created all men, but it took Samuel Colt to make them equal"

[kuk sool won]

midgets are harder to look up to

[GQchris]

confucius say, no eat yellow snow

[kuk sool won]

France would be a lovely country if the french didn't occupy it.

[Piston]

Who needs a reason when you have an excuse?

[tigerofironfist]

Nothing is more loathsome to a true warrior than underhanded dealings and crooked undertakings.

Rectitude is the power of deciding upon a certain course of conduct in accordance with reason and without wavering.

Courage is a virtue only in the cause of righteousness.

Rectitude carried to excess hardens into stiffness; benevolence indulged beyond measure sinks into weakness.

Politeness is a poor virtue if it is actuated only by a fear of offending good taste. Rather it should stem from a sypathetic regard for the feelings of others.

Your word should be regarded so as to never require a promise or oath.