Seriously bad movies

[GranFire]

I found myself collecting the seriously bad MA movies now out on DVD.

By accident, really *blush* (that's my story and I'm sticking to it! )

You know, the kind, made after the passing of the great Bruce Lee, staring Bruce Li, LOL! Or notable B flicks with handsome male stars, I haven't watched 'The Night of the Warrior' yet, but hey...and let's not foget the men with the secret Kung Fus...


Somebody please cure my from my affliction!

Let me tell you, you really need to go out more, when you watch animated shows and critique the technique: Uh, sweet Palm strike, Mulan, excellent Axekick, Prince Zuko....


My oh my!

[Troll Virus]

No No.
Give in to the dark side!

Bad MA movies are a genre which cannot be parodied.

The badder the better.

Even old JC (Jackie Chan) has made some horrors (check out 'Master with Cracked Fingers).

So root your way to the bottom of the Cheap DVD barrel at your vendor of choice.

Love the soundtracks and special fx.

[Garland]

Check out SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis.

Do it. You like B-movie crap horror flicks, this one is the crappiest I've ever seen. And I'm a verifiable James Lipton of shitty films.

[GranFire]

SRY, no horror flix... I don't like the good ones!

Lets not forget "three little Ninjas" I need to find those! LOL

[Tom Yum]

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

[Tom Yum]

Worst Movie EVER:

House of the Dead (adapted from the game by SEGA).

Of all the movies adapted from video games in the last five years, House of the Dead is by far the worst. I mean it. I can sit through a good B-movie with a few chuckles, but this one had me wanting my money and time back...

[Garland]

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

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I <3 Japanese cinema!

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But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

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[GranFire]

Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

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I <3 Japanese cinema!

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But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

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I can't read that!

[Piston]

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!

[GranFire]

And now I will really need to find that movie....

You are supposed to help NOT to look for bad movies! Not tell me more and worse ones!

[Tom Yum]

Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!

Shower/lockerroom scene is by far one of the best of the movie.

[Piston]

Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?

[Tom Yum]

Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?

Dude, you're mind is in the gutter...


Its a T&A type movie.

[GranFire]

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!

I think I shall never recover...

[Tom Yum]

Thanks Granfire, I'm glad we're able to make you double over with laughter.

Might I recommend Van Damme's Bloodsport?