your experiences of defense situations

[Nit]

I'm writing a short story for a media project, in it I have a comical character that thinks he's a law enforcer (like The Punisher) and is a bit crazed.

I need some accounts of situations that he finds himself in... so far I have lent a lot from some of my experiences and embellished the details to make it funny and poetic (the main theme is he always gets beat up).

I hava a little block when thinking of different encounters, they are all starting to sound like variations on the same theme.

for those of you that hate work and like writing I would be obliged if you can think of / enlighten us with tales of situations that you have been in / heard of. Not only will this help kickstart my imagination but also give potential relief to those members that are of the Dux Ryu background.

Think Don Quixote for the 21st Century with shotguns and a gimp suit

[adacas]

well one time a fat girl stole my twinkie and so I went all Royce Gracie and choked her out. Yeah that taught her...ok so I made that up. I remember a story when a kajukenbo instructor stopped at a red light. A middle aged black man walked was walking across the street in front of his truck and stopped right in front. The old man then picked up his cane and starting beating on the hood of his truck. The instructor was pissed and got out of his truck and then the old man started to swing his cane at him. He side stepped it and put an arm lock of some kind on him and threw the old man to the ground disarming at the same time. When the cops came they realized that the old man was stoned out of his mind and couldn't even remember his name. It was a funny story when I first heard it.