Martial Artist sighted in Orange Texas!!!!!!!!

[War Pig]

Martial Artist sighted in Orange, Texas!!!


Hobbies: shooting out windows with BB gun and calling his parents at work from the police station.

Quote: "Please daddy! Please don't hit me again! I promise to be good! I'm sorry I wet the bed. I'm sorry! Pleeeeeeze Daadddyyyyy !!!"


His photo.

Members of the family.


His Dad.

His mom.

His house.

[Edited by War Pig on 11-21-2000 at 03:17 PM]

[duchman]

RFLMAO

That is the most funniest thing i have seen in my live!!!

[duchman]

when i opend this thread i was drinking milk. i spit it al over the screen!!

WAR PIG YOU ARE THE BOMB!!

[fascistfury]

although i'm sre it's not your intent domtic ause is realy no laughing matter...even if it is against martial artist.

[SanDiegoBJJ]

you sure it was milk?

[Hookah Smokin Caterpillar]

Nice try War Pig, stealing other peoples ideas...

go, here http://www.geocities.com/trailerparkpage/

[War Pig]

What you mean "try"? I 100% stole it.

Sorry I hit a nerve fascistfurburger. I guess that "Zeig Heil" brand of discipline at your house made your sense of humor go "kaput". Now I know why your people don't got no good comedians.

[duchman]

Originally posted by SanDiegoBJJ
you sure it was milk?

no

[Mako]

Man, that has GOT to be the funniest white trash post I have ever seen. I'm still lauging about it.

[JCameron]

LOL!!!!!!

I love that red-neck stuff, reminds me of my Dad's side of the family in Inola, Oklahoma!!!
I have a grandpa who last week hit a turtle going down his dirt road to his house. He actually stopped and got the turtle and went home and made turtle soup out of it!!!!
-jojitsu27

[fascistfury]

pigboy - i took no personal offense on the issue, but there are so many people out there who do suffer abuse at the hands of their family...some from this forum, i'd be willing to bet.

also, pigboy, what do you know about war? fighting your mom over the last 3 waffles doesn't constitute war!

[Martial Artist]

War Pig-

Am I guessing you uploaded that from that crap from your family?