Troll-fu, the art of bullsheetzu

[Tom Yum]

Lesson1: Learn 180 and 360 degree spin kicks first, then if you have time learn a front kick or side kick. These are the fundamental techniques from aikido, which is superior to boxing, muay thai, jujitsu, JKD, FMA etc.

Lesson 2: Whatever happens in Mortal Kombat fighting is real.

Lesson 3: People with the physique of "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons can best MMA fighters in a one on one challenge match.

Lesson 4: All martial arts are best learned from Bruce Lee's enter the Dragon, the movie "Kickboxer", playing Mortal Kombat except for BJJ which must be learned from a book.

Lesson 5: YOU TOO can have your black belt in muay thai, JKD and FMA!

[Szczepankiewicz]

1. True!

2. True!

3. True!

4. False!!! I may also learn BJJ from online forums populated with Texans!

5. True!

[Tom Yum]

Hey, did you also go to Hollywood Upstairs Troll college?

[Szczepankiewicz]

Class of '87, Valedictorian!

[Tom Yum]

you must mean Hollywood, California. I was refering to Hollywood, Texas.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Ya'll from Texas?


There ain't no real cowboys in Texas. We're from New Mexico.

[Tom Yum]

Then you're not really Cow boys. You're Gauchos

[Szczepankiewicz]

Si. Gauchos Bonitos!

[SanShou]

aint nothing wrong with Troll college boys,
better then wong dong jing dang jak mong wan man academy of spanky danky molly trolly........

[Tom Yum]

Sanshou likes long dong.

[HuSanYan]

SanShou,
lets meet up IRL for some soup, buddy
I'll fly ya down to California.......i'll PM you with the details

[gregimotis]

A Texan, A Californian, and a New Mexican are sitting at a bar.


The Californian Orders "A bottle of your best Napa valley Chardonnay." The bartender brings the bottle, and the Californian takes one sip and throws the bottle over his shoulder. He declares "In California, we have so much great wine, we never have to drink from the same bottle twice!"

Then the Texan orders two shots of whiskey - one for him and one for the boxum blonde on his arm. They drink their liquer then he pushes her away and she leaves. He declares " In Texas, we have so much good whiskey, and so many beutiful women, we never have to drink with the same ones twice!

Then the New Mexican orders a beer, drinks it, pulls out a gun and shoots the Texan AND the Californian dead. He says to the bartender, "In New Mexico, we have so many Texans, and so many Californians, we never have to drink with the same ones twice."

[Szczepankiewicz]

True Dat!

[tai-gip]

i thought only two things came from texas

and as per lesson three i had an akido instructor of similar proportions..damn he was fast with a boken

some may be small minded and pathetic enough to make issue of a typing error can those people please feel free to take a long look at themselves in the mirror and ask what inside them makes them feel so low that the only way they can feel any better about themselves is to pick on others

[Thai Bri]

You had him? And he was fast with his bokken? Well, don't be ashamed. Lost of people do it. Lost of people.