Why Me?

[Mickey Finn]

ROTFLMAO!!

The world’s longest paragraph.

I have a sure bet for you Masala. One of my “friends” (an amateur no less {sniff , sniff}) came to me a few days back with INKT in the low 20’s. I took a quick look at it and dismissed it with something along the lines of ‘I can’t buy something with a 500+ PE in this market’ and went on about my business. It went over 41 yesterday. I am taking some serious shit on this.

At this point I am considering buying INKT on a pullback for my own account. Before I do so, I will give you a heads up so you can short it. Should be money in the back for Masala.

[hounddog]

robbie, my wife wont be able to afford a funeral. ill have to hang myself slowly so they can save my organs. she should be able to get a few bucks for them on the black market.

[Triangle]

Listen to me carefully, PEOPLE.

Are you paying attention?

This is EXACTLY what Masala warned us about with the Y2K problem. It's unfortunate that the Y2K bug had to bite our messenger of doom. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.







SKYCARS RULE!

[Masala]

hehe I told you you'd dig the skycar! I better live long enough to have one or the Big Man upstairs will have an eternitys worth of bitching and moaning to look forward to.

[EJ]

Thanks to Masala... I NEED AN "aircar".... ERRR... SKYCAR!!!!

[Masala]

Mickey, thanks for the tip!
Pretty soon I will be like the indians who were kicked off their land because oil was discover. So they moved on to the next reservation, but oil was discovered there to. So they move on, but pretty soon they were being followed by a mob of oil prospectors kicking them off whatever land they settled on. Eventually the oilmen began trying to anticipate where the indians would settle next, and so get the jump on the competition by taking the land away before the indians even got there. I'm told they still wander today....

Now here is a question for you: if people paid me to tell them what stock I was going to buy before I bought it, so that they could do the exact opposite, would the universe simply implode by it's inability to screw me??

[keithws]

Get yourself a winer cooler and listen son,

cause the kid is here to help.

Your problem is, you're not following your true destiny, Mas. Playing softball and trying to be some wall street Bitch! What the hell is that?

A long time ago, there was the music. Do you remember your dream Mas, or did you lose all sight of your true destiny.

Don't let George clinton and the Parliament down, Baby! Pick up that ole six string and help revive the greatest musical movement of 70's and 80's. That's right. I remember talking to a young jewish man about being a star, about being the "JEWISH KING OF FUNK".

Is it too late to become great or are you resigned to whining and wondering what could have and should have been?

[Mickey Finn]

“Now here is a question for you: if people paid me to tell them what stock I was going to buy before I bought it, so that they could do the exact opposite, would the universe simply implode by it's inability to screw me??”- Masala

So your theses here is that if you made money off of your inability to make money, Masala Rules World would come in contact with Masala Sucks World and the universe would end as we know it? You may have something there. But more importantly, you must be one with your destiny Grasshopper. You must become:

The "JEWISH KING OF FUNK!!"

A Jewish blues man? This is priceless. Think of the lyrics you could lay the FUNK down on? You’d kill in Vegas dude! Why hasn’t Billy Crystal done this already?