A psychoanalysis of Tez

[Ronin]

C'mon Tez, I'm enjoying procrastinating tonight.

You are giving my intellect a light work-out.

Please, take your best shot. It is amusing to keep smacking you down.

[What's inside a girl?]

Originally posted by Ronin
>sigh<
HAL does not exist.

HAL is a fictional computer.

HAL is a thinking computer.

Thinking computers have not been invented yet.

An accomplished computer-scientist could theoretically invent a thinking computer.

Oh man. This is like shooting fish in a barrel.

1) The quoted remarks are not what you orginally said. But your 2nd try is even more non-sensical than the 1st. LMAO.

2) The fact that thinking computers have not yet been invented does not imply that it could be done, even in the theoretical sense. A six year old could "get" this.

I won't quote you chapter and verse on this topic unless you want to continue getting your ass kicked. But knowing how stupid you are, you probably will. So bring it on...

BTW Why are you bragging about your credentials? No one gives a fuk that you went to UC Davis ( not a world class school ). Please stop the bragging about your so-called "world class" education.

[Ronin]

Do you think I'm Pit Dog?????!!!!!!

Man, you're even more paranoid than I thought! No wonder you're going at me so hard!

Dude, I've never even been near U.C. Davis. Read my profile for heaven's sake. I'm an East Coaster. Pit Dog is from California. I'm just refuting your contention that I am a product of community college. I guess in your world, that's an insult. What a snob. In fact, you are a bore who has no idea who he is arguing with, just assumes his own superiority.

As for HAL:

Artificial intelligence is a major frontier in computer-science, as you're probably aware. Maybe computers will "think" some day, maybe not. Either way, it was still a joke and you acted like an ass about it. As you continue to do each and every day of your life.

[Ronin]

C'mon Tez, it can't be that hard for a man of your education to form complete sentences.

Say something condescending and get it over with.

I don't have all night, you know.

[Ronin]

Sorry Tez, you're out of time. I have lots of work to do.

It's been fun making an even bigger ass out of you. However, you did all the hard work for me, so I can't really take credit.

Toodle-pip, old chap!

[Ronin]

Looks like I TKO'd the prissy little bastard.

I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him though...

[What's inside a girl?]

Go study and stop acting the fool.

[Ronin]

Go f*ck yourself you pretentious bastard. After the crack you made on the other thread, you don't have the moral authority to say jack to me.

Take a look in the mirror, Tez. You're ugly.

[What's inside a girl?]

That hurts. A lot. LMAO.

[Ronin]

I wasn't referring to your looks, you unbelievable prick. Come find me, if you have the balls. Everyone knows you don't, you are a f*cking laughing-stock.

[What's inside a girl?]

Ronin challenges a guy from another continent to fight. He then tells him to come to the US.

Hey Ronin, let's get it on. You want a piece of me, I'm waiting....

[Ronin]

Apparently, you can't read. I said, if you ever said that to my face you would swallow teeth. And you would. This does not imply that I am going to fly to England just for the pleasure of physically assaulting you. I have more of a life than that, and more self-control as well.

This is ridiculous. You know where to find me. Internet challenges are a waste of time.

Goodbye, she-male. I hope you find friendship. No one deserves to be as small and insignificant as you.

[Sleevesleep]

Good lord man, this is becoming much too much fun!

This shlt is getting hilarious.

Ok for everyone watching at home, here is a summary of what has taken place:

1. Sleevesleep (myself), a regular lurker on the forum decides to take a creative, and comical swipe at the forum bully, and professional animal sadist Joe Manco.

2. Ronin, after recently having his spirit broken, by a woman, and a man, decides that he is going to score points for old Joe, and defend him. Again, let me stress that nothing was said about Ronin at all before hand with regards to the post.

3. Ronin, a man who hates this character Tez/Beatle, decides that he is going to enlist in a parallel campaign of retorts and slurs in order to let him know that this man Joe Manco should be left alone, and treated with the respect that he, himself so often reciprocates.

4. Ronin, consistently from then on, follows this Tez/Beatle character around the forum, harassing him every time he makes unflattering comments or taunts towards his self-perceived new buddy Joe Manco.

5. Ronin then consistently tries and make the point that he was the one who put Joe in his place, when from obvious evidence he was simply swinging futilely at the Joe's torso, while he held him at bay with his hand placed firmly on his head.

6. Ronin consistently insists that the Tez/Beatle character and I are of the same origin, and claims to be able prove so by showing that we are on at the same time. Ronin fails to realize that he is on at the same time as well, so therefore proves that he is me, Tez, and Joe Manco all rolled into one.

Ronin, the only reason that I insist on responding to this psychobabble, is because it has become increasingly entertaining to watch.

Just for fun then, I would like to let you know that I have already indeed posted something BJJ related on this site, and have given my knowledge to a fellow forum member, and also, I have not once since your obsession has begun defended Tez/Beatle.

Besides, I spell "color" this way.

I do not spell "colour" this way.

I also have never participated in cricket, and do not pronounce the word "aluminum," as if it were some strange, mystical planet.

I also do not pronounce the word "garbage" as if it were some exotic French accessory.

I have all of my teeth, and I dislike Travis greatly.

I hate Soccer and will insist on calling it "Soccer" until the day I die, no matter where I am at in the world.

I do not think it is better to be Pakie, than a Turk.

I think the tube was a good idea.

I do not hate the French, or the Germans. (Ok, well maybe the French)


Therefore your assertions are mistaken, as is your life.

[Ronin]

Sleevesleep:

Alright pal, I will entertain the notion that you are not Tez, Beatle, or What's inside a girl, all of whom have admitted to being the same person.

Let me clarify a few things:

1. Never talk about my personal life in a derogatory manner, or I will have you for lunch, in any manner you choose. Got it? Good.

2. I am not defending Joe Manco. He is more than capable of defending himself, as you have found. I do agree with some of his positions, while I find others to be downright offensive (gay-bashing). We have had our differences, but I will go so far as to call him a friend. Is this ass-kissing? No, it is honesty. As for Tez/Beatle/W.I.A.G. and yourself, you have insulted me every time I have suggested that perhaps your behavior was going a little far. I don't see any reason to drag in peoples' personal lives, Joe Manco included, and I think it is time for this silly vendetta to end. Tez/Beatle is the one continuing this...Joe Manco seems to have little interest in pursuing it, for whatever reason. He is probably bored.

3. I don't know if you are Tez or not. If you aren't, stay out of this. I never insulted Tez before he insulted me, and I don't remember addressing you once by name, only Tez.

4. I am not interested in an Internet challenge, but anyone who talks about my personal life in my presence as Tez did is going to get hurt. I said this to Joe Manco as well, and he was less out-of-line than Tez was. Tez needs to grow up, and take responsibility for his comments.

That's it. You may resume your psychoanalysis, but leave my ex-girlfriend out of it. I am in enough pain without having to wade through your garbage.

[Oldskulbus]

You know whats weird...

I bet Ronin, Tez, Beatle, What's inside a girl?, and Slapsleeve are the same person. I just don't understand how two different people could argue over nothing for so long. So it must be one person. One really... really bored person.