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  • A psychoanalysis of Tez

    Don't worry, this won't take as long to read as Tez's "magnum opus" about Joe Manco, easily the most frightening self-portrait of obsession that I have ever read.

    Tez:

    A lonely, frustrated individual residing on a cold and rainy island off the coast of Europe. Undoubtedly a product of the British public school system, Tez grew up introverted and shy as a result of his scrawny, malnourished physique, and strange obsession with his own anal orifice. Perhaps a lack of proper toilet-training led to this malady. Whatever the case, Tez was able to achieve some measure of success in life through his mastery of computer science, although self-esteem was still elusive. Eventually, he married an attractive woman and settled down, but still something was missing.

    That is, until he found Mousel's Forum, an oasis in the desert of his psychic life. There, Tez was able to obtain the friends and socialization that he so desperately needed growing up, but was deprived of by cruel headmasters in leather bondage gear. He began to feel like...a man. Even his chest-size increased to a respectable 16-inch diameter. Until, the Bad Dog came.

    The Bad Dog was mean. He was nasty. He didn't give Tez the respect he so richly deserved. In fact, he didn't care about Tez's opinion at all! This so hurt and offended Tez that he felt compelled to lash out, to challenge the Bad Dog on every conceivable subject, even those he knew nothing about. Strangely, no one sprang to Tez's defense. Didn't they see the Bad Dog was, well, bad? Didn't they share his pain? No. They cared not. And bitterness and loathing began to consume Tez, eating him away inside, until, finally, his fragile persona shattered into many pieces. The music-lover: Beatle. The analyst: Sleevesleep. The all-around asshole: What's inside a girl. And many, many more.

    We have yet to see all the many faces of Tez. But one thing is certain:

    None of them will ever manage to be interesting, or relevant to Mixed Martial Arts in the slightest way.

  • #2
    "oooooHHHHHH, it burns!!!!!"

    The child in the exorcist being douced on bare belly with holy water....

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    • #3
      Ok, Ronin, I will finally admit it, you've won.

      *Takes deep breath*

      *Exhales*

      *Rubs hands together nervously*

      *Gathers compsure*

      I still am not Tez.

      But I will say this, if Tez does indeed display an obsession for Pit, then your obsession with Tez must rank equally as high.

      You are a perfect example of what happens to a someone when they are unable to gain back their self-confidence following the dismantling of a personal relationship.

      Pit made you feel small and helpless, thus you want to gain back that validation, because he took it away from you in the first place. Coupled with the fact that it occurred during a time when you were emotionally vulnerable.

      Your girlfirend cannot validate you now, so you look elsewhere for that validation, I.E. Joe Manco.

      I suspect you are hoping for Joe to take it easy on you in future disputes, and once again make you feel as if your opinion does carry some importance.

      Can you not see what this has done to you my friend?

      And all for no other reason than the fact that Tez continues to troll the very person who raped you of your manhood, and alas managed to enlist you in his fledgling cult following.

      Also, keep referring to me as Tez, and you are sure to get an in-depth psychoanalysis yourself.

      (Ah, Shlt, why did I say that).

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      • #4
        tez, sleevsleep, what's within a girl:

        Whoever you are, don't you know one of the basic formulas of enlightenment? That the desire to be loved is a curse? That it can never, and will never be realized?

        That need is your own undoing, and you do it to yourself for your lack of wisdom.

        Let it go... reconstitute, and attain the ability to laugh at yourself, witness yourself and not be attached to yourself.

        Pluck the eye from the skull, show it to the other...marvel and laugh!!!

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        • #5
          Sleevesleep:

          You unbelievable jerk. Pit made me want to KICK HIS FRIGGING ASS because I thought he was personally attacking me after I sincerely expressed my respect for him. It turned out he was just kidding around, and I looked foolish. "Helpless and small"? No, that would be you, my friend.

          I like Pit. He can be a real jerk, but at least he is up-front about this. You seem to think you are some kind of martyr who is being unfairly maligned. Yet, the more you are insulted by Pit, the more you lash out at everyone around you. What a typical coward/bully you are. You can't defeat your tormentor, so you look for someone weaker to torture. What a man. At least I have the balls to keep my battles with Pit confined to the two of us, AND the common sense not to take them personally.

          Why do you feel the need to dredge up my personal life (or Pit Dog's for that matter?). Don't you realize you are crossing an unacceptable personal line? I said your wife was attractive (from what I have seen), and I meant it. I have nothing against her, so I leave her out of it. Perhaps I have erred in mentioning my personal problems publicly, but only because I trust most Forum-members to have the courtesy not to throw them back in my face. Too bad you have no manners.

          Listen, mate. I don't believe you aren't Tez, but even if you're not, don't talk about peoples' personal business. It doesn't impress anyone...it just makes you look like a jerk. And if you're trying to hurt my feelings, please, don't waste your time. I'm way beyond you.

          Goodbye.

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          • #6
            Ronin, again, I'm not Tez, so I don't know what you are talking about.

            I posted about Joe to expose him for the maniac he is, other than that I am here to have fun, and to post some helpful info if I can, or whenever it is relevant. I saw him as a forum bully and I feel I have done my duty.

            You need to take your own advice Ronin with regards to posting personal attacks. Also, I think that the person you are defending is the King of personal attacks.

            Its only fun and games when someone gets upset, you see?

            The only true unadulterated asshole present on this forum is Joe, and I could care less otherwise what is said or done. I trolled him, and got the results I wanted, it was fun, and he was scarred for life for it.

            Obviously I only post under certain circumstances, and take very little of this very seriously. I feel you should do the same.

            It all comes down to this, if you want to hand it out, you should be prepared to take it in.

            I don't know Tez, I don't know you, but I do find it disturbing that you have to constantly post back and forth about this when it intiially had nothing to do with you.


            Your friend,
            Enemy

            P.S. You know, I swear this forum is like fukking "Lord of the Flies" or something.

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            • #7
              Ronin, Sleepsleeve nailed you to the wall with an excellent analysis. It's simple transactional psychoanalysis really: you have acquiesced to Pit Dog because approval from the big dog is more important than self-defense. In coarse terms, you chose to bend over and accommodate Pit's modest tackle in a desperate search for romantic love.

              Sleepsleeve makes a lot of sense. Ignore his words if you want to continue as a bitch-fool-lackwit-choad-sniffer. And remember, Pit Dog just uses your ass for a cheap pounding. He doesn't love you.

              Pit- come on in here and defend your bitch. You owe him, right?

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              • #8
                Sleevesleep:

                The only person I am defending is myself, loser. I don't have a personal grudge against Pit. You do. That's fine (I guess). But Pit doesn't need me to defend him. YOU are the one making ridiculous juvenile attacks on ME (and him for that matter), and if you think I believe you you're even dumber than you think I am.

                For instance, why are you defending Tez? I barely mentioned "your" name in my post. All I called you was an analyst, which is hardly provocative.

                Also, I have never made any personal comments about your life the way you just did mine. I just made some silly comments about public schools in England. Therefore, Tez or not, you have now made me an enemy. Congratulations. You certainly know how to pick them.

                I stand by my contention that you are a cowardly little prick who is mad that no one is sticking up for him against the big, bad, Forum bully. Maybe it's because you are a GROWN MAN who can handle his own battles. It is a little tedious though, to see you going on and on, making an ass out of yourself. YOU started this with me by over-reacting to my light-hearted post that you "go invent HAL" or something. My point still stands: you need to get a life. Spend more time with your wife. Learn to fish. DO Something.

                Maybe even make a MMA-related post, for once.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ronin
                  YOU started this with me by over-reacting to my light-hearted post that you "go invent HAL" or something.
                  Spot the contradiction.

                  Ronin, you're a fukwit.

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                  • #10
                    Ah, I see.

                    It is a "coincidence" that you two losers appear at the same time, defending Tez from attack.

                    Tez, why don't you stop hiding behind your multiple screen-names and face me like a man?

                    I think what you're really upset about is the fact that I have faced Joe Manco/Pit Dog, taken his best shots, and delivered some of my own in return. Again, read the Forum Archives. I was flaming Joe for weeks on end, so much so that I had to take a break for fear of jeopardizing my semester, I was having so much fun.

                    You, on the other hand, can only whine, complain, and make out-of-line personal attacks. I am sorry I have made you feel inadequate by effectively standing up to Joe Manco, where you can only chase him around, flailing away ineffectually despite your grand I.Q. and credentials. Must feel pretty humbling to be upstaged by a common laborer, eh? And an American, to boot.

                    Face it Tez, you'll never be anything but second-rate around here. Maybe third. Find another Forum...this one's sick to death of you.

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                    • #11
                      HAL is fictional. You knew that, right?

                      Therefore, it would be possible for a computer-scientist to invent a thinking computer.

                      Unless all your lofty credentials are just B.S. With the way you act, I could buy that.

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                      • #12
                        Poor old Ronin, he wastes so many electrons. Garbage in, garbage out. You guys are not even in the same universe as Sleepsleeve et al when it comes to debating skills.

                        Keep trying, you little bitch; try hard to please master pit.

                        P.S. You're going to kick my cyber ass now? I just shit my pants. Don't try being a tough guy with me.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ronin
                          [B]HAL is fictional. You knew that, right?

                          Therefore, it would be possible for a computer-scientist to invent a thinking computer.
                          B]
                          There's no logic connecting these two sentences.

                          Try getting your community college tuition fees back. Perhaps Pit will give you a job shoveling dog shit. Young lovers should be together.

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                          • #14
                            Keep arguing with me Tez; it only makes you look more foolish. You, and all your aliases, are not in my league.

                            It's pretty sad you have to invent friends to defend you. I am starting to feel sorry for you. You probably don't even have a wife, or a college education. Poor Tez. Just a lonely little computer-junkie with too much time on his hands.

                            I never threatened to kick your "cyber ass". What the hell are you talking about? You are delusional. I just advised you to move on and find another Forum since no one likes you here. I mean, why subject yourself to so much abuse? It's not like you're going to apologize, or anything. Your precious ego would never allow it.

                            However, since I am starting to doubt you even practice martial arts, it is pretty safe to assume that if we were to meet I could make you the bitch you say I am. It is fortunate for you that there is an ocean between you and all the people you talk sh!t to. I wonder why you don't mess with any Brits? Hmmmmmm...

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                            • #15
                              >sigh<

                              This is like teaching remedial English...to an Englishman, no less.

                              HAL does not exist.

                              HAL is a fictional computer.

                              HAL is a thinking computer.

                              Thinking computers have not been invented yet.

                              An accomplished computer-scientist could theoretically invent a thinking computer.


                              It was a joke, moron. And a compliment to your intellect, which you saw fit to insult me for. What a way you have with people.

                              I have a B.A. from a world-renowned University, as anyone with a third grade education could recognize. Care to guess?

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