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    SAO PAULO (Reuters) - A truckload of turkey and ham destined for the Christmas dinner tables of 500 Brazilian police officers was stolen by thieves, local media reported on Wednesday.

    The truck was hijacked by robbers in Brazil's Minas Gerais as it was heading for the town of Itaperuna in neighboring Rio de Janeiro state, where the meat was meant to fill the annual Christmas food baskets of the police force.

    But the bleak prospect of empty Christmas dinner plates vanished as quickly as the tasty cargo when the meat producer that owned the stolen truck sent more turkey the day after Sunday's robbery, media reports said. The thieves are still at large.

    Police in Itaperuna could only confirm that they received their food baskets on time this week. The baskets, which all military police in the state receive, also include mayonnaise, oil, olives, a bottle of local sparkling wine, raisins, stewed peaches and sardines.


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translated: The police in brazil are the guard dogs of the rich. Most of the brazillian people do poorly, and eat poorly. The theft is overpowering in this area because poor people steal, a natural response to not having anything and watching others have more than they can use. The rich take care of their guard dogs better than the average peasant, as angry guard dogs are dangerous indeed, and might start showing loyalty to the peasants (as they were intended to do, in actuality). To stop this, they offer the guard dog table scraps not fit for the rich, but very pleasant to the dog's pallate(sp). So, the people stole the table scraps the guard dogs are receiving from the rich, which the rich (in reality) stole from the peasants labor using the police as a threat of violence. It will probably feed only the barest fraction of the peasant population, but what can you do when you're starving and your kids are starving too? The police will probably be even rougher as a result..and the whole world moves one more click towards total revolution as Joe Average moves one more click towards TotallyFedTheFu*kUp and Selfish Richguy moves one more click towards the gallows.

-Joe Average



[Edited by quietanswer on 12-14-2000 at 01:55 PM]

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  • #3
    That reminds me.........I'm hungry.

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    • #4
      Turkey does sound pretty good.-ED

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      • #5
        I can't believe I write that sort of antiestablishment slop even when I'm not high.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by quietanswer
          translated: The rich take care of their guard dogs better than the average peasant, as angry guard dogs are dangerous indeed, and might start showing loyalty to the peasants (as they were intended to do, in actuality[Edited by quietanswer on 12-14-2000 at 01:55 PM]
          quietanswer:

          This was one hardcore translation with a lot of deep thought and social undertones, but that does remind me that I am hungry.

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          • #7
            I make a mean deep fried cajun turkey.

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            • #8
              nothing says christmas dinner like stewed peaches and olives...

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              • #9
                Stuffing! Don't forget the stuffing! Oh, and lots of gravy for the turkey!

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