Originally posted by Superdude
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Not that this is the kind of guy that you'd be worried about..but I've noticed a certain type of individual out there. Usually Kenpo guys or TKD. These guys wear the tight shirts and the baggy striped weight lifter pants designed to be able to kick in and the pro-specs kicking shoes with the scientifically placed pivot point on the soul. If they are a little bit more redneck..it might be the "chuck norris karate action jean"..with the hidden gusset in the crotch! These might also be wearing cowboy boots instead of the pro-specs.
There is one other individual that you may actually want to worry about..that is the slighty overweight martial arts student who can't really intimidate anyone with his ripped physique so instead he wears a black trench coat filled with ninja weapons. I truly knew this guy..the dude wore ninja shuko hand claws when he went to the mall. True issues!
I'm really not much for violence..and I prefer submissions 100% to strikes...but it is uncanny how many supposed deadly guys would be dropped by a simple right cross.
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Originally posted by HermosaThere is one other individual that you may actually want to worry about..that is the slighty overweight martial arts student who can't really intimidate anyone with his ripped physique so instead he wears a black trench coat filled with ninja weapons. I truly knew this guy..the dude wore ninja shuko hand claws when he went to the mall. True issues!
I think I know the guy; some of the locals call him 'Mortal Kombat Guy.'
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Originally posted by JaredExtremeI think it's rather easy to tell.
If you're kicking their ass they probably do karate, Kung-Fu, or Tae Kwon Do.
If they're whooping YOUR ass they probably do Muay Thai, Wrestling or BJJ.
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Originally posted by EmptyneSsyeah, everyones a tough guy till they get hit.
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Lol, I love Napoleon Dynamite! Erm, I guess it would be a combination of combat scars (cauliflower ears, scars from cuts, etc), athletic built, good sense of balance in walking, alert eyes, and confident facial expression? I kind of have a "good sense of balance" type walking posture with sharp directional changes, so I guess that's sort of an indicator too? Lol
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I think you can recognize them by whether or not they kick ass. I know guys who don't look like much, but they'll whip your ass if you mess with them. I know tough-looking guys who don't amount to anything. You recognize them by whether or not they can win fights.
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Originally posted by cakegirl View PostIt's the TapOut tshirt, the bald head, the goatee, and the tribal arm band tattoo.
A friend of mine has been doing Judo for 15 years, since he was 5. He got a scholarship to school with it and was national champ and such. Thing is, he's 220 pounds and kinda goofy. You'd never know by the way he looks that he'd kick some serious ass. I actually saw him choke somebody out yesterday at Buffalo Wild Wings, where he bounces, and throw him out. The guy he threw out was trying to be a macho tough guy and not show his ID to try to get into the bar.
You never know who's gonna be good or not.
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