interesting thought

[LoneHusky]

the whole testosterone giving you more edge is a myth. if you dont believe me look it up there are records of it. but i agree, i think the ufc guy would win because there arent many real monks left and the real ones wouldnt even fight.

I don't know if it's a total myth because when I jerk off before going to the gym I don't have much energy.

[Garland]

i saw a thing once where a monk did a thing with his fingers and a guy just blew the f**k up! I mean blew up to pieces and s**t! shaloin monks flip out and chop off heads all day, that's real ultimate power!

MAN, I SAW THAT SHIT!
You have no idea.
those gung-foos are not gung-hoes either, mine!
Man...the guy I saw do that shit was all levitating and shit too, and shooting lazer beams out his eyes...ain't no WAY any UFC guy gonna mess with that.
FUCKING LAZER BEAMS, man!!!

[Garland]

Bullshit you dont know what your talking about, only ninjas have real ultimate power because only ninjas flip out and kill people. Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Everyone knows the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. Thats a ninja fact.

You cant compare a shaolin monk to a ninja.

.............................

[gregimotis]

Well, it's been a while, so it is indeed time again:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

[47MartialMan]

ive been watching some UFC stuff lately and it is really interesting to see how tough and skilled the fighters are. I was wondering what MIGHT happen if a Shoulin Monk were to go up against one of these guys. I dont know if they would just be obliderated because they have little real fight experience or if they would destroy the less skilled ufc guy with amazing kung fu. Maybe the shoulin's technique is more for show, while the ufc trains for proficiency?

what do you guys think might be the outcome? (if they were the same weight)

This wont happen because there are no authentic Shaolin monks nowadays.

[47MartialMan]

wait a real monk or just some show monk. a real monk isnt gonna come out and fight a challenge. hands down for me is a real monk. i saw a film where the dude put his fingers in a tree trunk. i mean hit the tree and nothing happen to him but his fingers went a little in the tree.

Correct on one thing-a monk will not come out to fight.

A authentic monk is not concerned with fighting.

Therefore, there are no authentic Shaolin Monks. Which are decicated to the Ch'an study of Buddhism foremost-not teaching, practicing and concerns for such physical conflict. Especially one to display.

As for the film, I wont believe any such film. I can make a film like that.

[47MartialMan]

i saw a thing once where a monk did a thing with his fingers and a guy just blew the f**k up! I mean blew up to pieces and s**t! shaloin monks flip out and chop off heads all day, that's real ultimate power!

Youve got to be kidding. Shut down the video game and re-read this nonsense.

[47MartialMan]

Armadon,

Sorry, I cannot accept that there are any authentic Shaolin monks nowadays.

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?t=15747

[danfaggella]

i mean like, this is obviously a guesing game, so im PROPOSING that if a real worrior monk were to have to fight a UFC pro fighter, who would win. Im not talking about the monks that do backflips, im talking about the monks that stand on one foot for like 8 days and jam thier fingers into trees.

also, do monks really have NO grappling skill?

[47MartialMan]

i mean like, this is obviously a guesing game, so im PROPOSING that if a real worrior monk were to have to fight a UFC pro fighter, who would win. Im not talking about the monks that do backflips, im talking about the monks that stand on one foot for like 8 days and jam thier fingers into trees.

also, do monks really have NO grappling skill?

What you are proposing is fantasy crap. As if someone can jam their fingers into trees. Wake up and drink some coffee.

[SamuraiGuy]

I can jam my finger on a tree!!!

[IPON]

I can jam my finger on a tree!!!

If tree translates to Asshole I may believe you

I have to work on Saturday so you all must suffer HAHAHAHAHAAH

[gregimotis]

I can jam my finger on a tree!!!

If tree translates to Asshole I may believe you

I have to work on Saturday so you all must suffer HAHAHAHAHAAH

wait, you believe he can jam his finger on an asshole? I mean, I'm sure it can be done and all....

[RYO9]

Gregimotis, thank you for bringing the greatness that is realultimatepower.com back into my life.

Mullins

[teletiger7]

If were talking UFC rules then UFC fighter will win. But if it was weapons allowed, the shaolin monks would kick ass with those swords and bos.