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  • #16
    Thanks Ober!!!

    I once read a book about different positions but had to stop reading, cause it made me feel kinda funny and strange.

    I also heard something about forplay. What is it and should I try that on my wife too?

    Btw: Let me further educate you on pregnant women Mister Smarty pants. They're also loaded with vomit during the first 3 to 4 months. Normally, that libido /hormone sh!t kicks in after this period, because a woman sure ain't gonna be horny when she's puking! Sheet, sometimes they're sick the whole pregnancy.

    I just hope my ole lady aint one of those. That would be a horrible curse for a sexual t-rex like myself. Damn! I'm bumming thinking about...

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    • #17
      You felt funny and strange after reading a book on positions?You do realize which one was supposed to be you dont you?

      [Edited by dan downard on 12-30-2000 at 03:52 PM]

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      • #18
        "Sex is not limited to intercourse"

        but it usually involves two people.

        "for a sexual t-rex like myself."

        Hmmmm, I wonder what Keithws is referring to since those dinosaurs.
        They had such small brains.
        Or maybe it's that they are now extinct?
        Or what about the fact that they ate meat?
        They laid eggs?
        Had a huge mouth, full of teeth?

        HA!

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        • #19
          LOL!

          Keith, btw- I hope that 'book' wasn't the Fighter's Notebook!


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          "Grass grows, waves pound the sand, I beat people up"- Muhammad Ali

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          • #20
            I'm not letting her do that to ME!

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            • #21
              It just brings a tear to my eye Dan and Sweep!

              How frisky you ole timers have became with the discovery of propecia, hair dye #5, and viagra.

              Btw my good sweepem: How did those poor ole dino's become extinct? I imagine you were around back then. HA, HA!!!!!

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