Learning Ninjutsu

[Tupacalypse]

You all are idiots. I can't detect sarcasm over the net, i'm sorry for that because I don't spend my life on the computer. Boarspear, I am speaking of a different diagram, so don't assume you know what i'm talking off.

As for everyone, I was just asking if the Ninjutsu DVD's worked. I didn't ask for knowledge of Ninjutsu, that I have aplenty. Follow the topic name, or don't post at all.

[BoarSpear]

Boarspear, I am speaking of a different diagram, so don't assume you know what i'm talking off.

MY bad dude didnt mean to interrupt while you were talking off.
oh its a diagram now... i wondered about the diaphram bit...

Geesh wheres jubaji when u need him?

ANYWAY back to my earlier question...what about the 5 second death touch? you know the one from the secret manual? so how many point strikes are involved? is it a 3 point or 4 point or is it an almighty 5 point "sealing" death technique? seems to me the ninja are more known for thier poisons than thier dimmak, unless of course you are Frank Dux...

[Garland]

man...SHUT UP...SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
I will DIM MAK death touch all yo asses.
DT yo ASS.
yeah...damn, who wants to wrasssel, boy, eh? (damn man, shit was invented by the ancient Greeks, and you know how dem fools would roll up on a honky...from a da behind) touch all yo asses, get it...ah...
you guys is no fucking fun.

And the LAPD killed tupac....muthafuckas prolly killed Biggie too.
It's all a ninja conspiracy...
I red it in the enqirur so it maste be tru.

he he he he.

[BoarSpear]

Hey man im just looking for an exchange of info ...i'll go first.
point #11 from GM ### ### personel notes states that when struck between 12am and 4pm on the left side the reciepent will fall on ground paralyze, dizziness, vomit 6 months and die,turn black. (this is his family system) it uses non-meridian based points. (his point is about 2 cun up and 2 cun to the right of spleen 21) This is from Bak fu Pai. okay see i threw out a secret deadly dimmak point ....look no ninjas dropping through the roof to kill me! Oh sh#t i spoke to soon

[Garland]

As a 13th dan black belt in badu mofu nunjitsu...and a man looking at serving 10-20 for practicing medicine without a license, I do concur that you just gave some pretty detailed diagrams to the checking of one's prostate...
now assume the position and try not to clench them cheecks, suuuuccckaaaaa.

[BoarSpear]

Say what? .......

[Garland]

hey man...keep up the attitude and it's no vaseline for you!

[BoarSpear]

no vasaline? no wonder you cant keep a friend ...

[Garland]

ass jokes...ah, priceless.

[Tupacalypse]

Uh, is Garland serious?

Anyways, I cannot reveal the name of the Diagram according to the Mandamue that i've agreed with, which is a personal oath warning. But I will post a passage to give you an idea on what it is.

". . .are patterns and designs of every concievable direction- vertical, horizontal, or diagonal- that the hand or foot can travel whether they are used singularly, simultaneously, or in combinations. In it are circles, half-circles, quarter-circles, plus squares, rectangles, triangles, crosses, criss-crosses, patterns, diamonds, hearts, figure-eights, overlapping figure-eights, and spirals. . .

Kicks, pokes, chops, blocks, etc. can travel to any imaginable point on the compass. Whether the art is boxing, fencing, or wrestling; this pattern will advance all self0defense systems practicesd throughout the world. . .


Even with that, it would be impossible to develop it on your own accord for it is one of a kind.

Also, common knowledge for the, "Dance of Death". It's the most deadly defense form possible. It can be used against any attack from your opponent. And it's name is Kata Dan'te. And the likes of you or me could never perform it without long hours of study in the art of Ninjutsu.

[Garland]

I could, I'm a serial thrilla....I kill ninjas with a ball point pen.
I goTs tHe PoIsoN I gOt ThE EnERGy
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
death dance...sounds like libarace meets tony montana.

[Garland]

If you believe in the western sun
It's fallin' down on everyone
You're breakin free
and the mornings come
and you would know your time has come

your feedin on the energy
.....oh **** yeah....tight song.
Narayan, PRODIGY....old school, these guys were at least a decade ahead of their time.....1995.

[BoarSpear]

Uh, is Garland serious?

Anyways, I cannot reveal the name of the Diagram according to the Mandamue that i've agreed with, which is a personal oath warning. But I will post a passage to give you an idea on what it is.

". . .are patterns and designs of every concievable direction- vertical, horizontal, or diagonal- that the hand or foot can travel whether they are used singularly, simultaneously, or in combinations. In it are circles, half-circles, quarter-circles, plus squares, rectangles, triangles, crosses, criss-crosses, patterns, diamonds, hearts, figure-eights, overlapping figure-eights, and spirals. . .

Kicks, pokes, chops, blocks, etc. can travel to any imaginable point on the compass. Whether the art is boxing, fencing, or wrestling; this pattern will advance all self0defense systems practicesd throughout the world. . .


Even with that, it would be impossible to develop it on your own accord for it is one of a kind.

Also, common knowledge for the, "Dance of Death". It's the most deadly defense form possible. It can be used against any attack from your opponent. And it's name is Kata Dan'te. And the likes of you or me could never perform it without long hours of study in the art of Ninjutsu.

whoa dude no disrespect intended but sounds like an advertisement out of some cheesy MA publication...it says alot about nothing except of course how deadly it is...and it doesnt take long hours to develop, it takes decades...the death dance huh? is that the one where you collapse the collar bones, knock his eyes out of the sockets...then rip his heart out and show it to him...before he dies? yeah only those guys who have registered thier hands and feet as deadly weapons get taught that stuff...

[Garland]

Death dance....well...I remember when I saw "Flash Dance" I WANTED to die.

[SamuraiGuy]

Haha , You know what I think is funny when those realultimatepower website is real when they see it for the first time (this is different from the first)

Then when I state how dumb they must be ... they say they cant detect sarcasm over the internet.

Thats not sarcasm thats just fucking stupid ramblings by that kid... jeez, "Ninjas flip out and kill people all the time"

Yeah im sure lots of that happens, one time the ninja slaughtered the whole town because a guy checked out his girlfriend.

You really believe that this kid is serious, or was it later on in his website, where he discusses ninjas, and millions of them forming to make a giant wang and a giant guitar to make the biggest guitar solo ever , with the guitar being played by the wang, and it kills the king of the pirates.

Really...

Garland your last few posts have been appreciated.... they are quite funny lol. Although I thought boarspears "oh no I spoke too soon" comment with the smily hiding behind the couch was hilarious.


SerialThrilla... BWAHAHAHAHA