Grappling dummy?

[LoneHusky]

which one's the best value.

[Drache]

Get a girlfriend. Make her think you're being "playful" and spending time with her. It will take her a while to figure out you're using her as a grappling dummy.

[HtTKar]

No
Those cost a lot and dont last very long.
Not a good return on your investment.

[SamuraiGuy]

Far more fun though, and you can use certain "pressure points" shall we say, to get a reaction from them if need be, plus you could just make it a game to see if you can take her clothes off while grappling with her lol.

I say go with the girlfriend!

Its pointless to go with a dummy because htey wont resist, and probably wont move the way people do, even if you are just doing something like a sweep.

[Drache]

No
Those cost a lot and dont last very long.
Not a good return on your investment.

Ha, no way man. Go for a fat chick. That way you get used to grappling with people far heavier than you, AND you don't feed her, she feeds you. Ever look in a fat girl's fridge? WOOOO thats some good stuff they keep stocked. Big fat steaks and spaghetti and all sorts of good protein/carb rich stuff for bulking.

[HtTKar]

I thought the idea was to practice in case you ever really needed it. You dont want to invite a very large, ex-con, beastly woman over to practice grappling moves. What would you tell your friends 6months later when you finally excape? You'd be all sick and withered, ashamed. well..ah...thats just what I heard.

[Drache]

Now you're just being negative. Fatties for the win!

[LoneHusky]

Get a girlfriend. Make her think you're being "playful" and spending time with her. It will take her a while to figure out you're using her as a grappling dummy.

I'm not very good with the ladies. any tips?

[HtTKar]

you dont want tips from Drache. He'll say things like;

buy a bunch of hoho's and some steaks, and roll in some maple syrup. Sit with your back to the ponderosa "all you can eat buffet". When you hear the corduroys swishing you know thats the chic for you. Slowly turn to the chics walking out, show them the hohos and let them smell the steak. Once they see the syrup its all over.
They are now under your complete control.

lol

I'm just kidding drache. It makes me laugh.

[Drache]

I'm not very good with the ladies. any tips?

Buy a bunch of hoho's and.... HEY HE ASKED THE MASTER, NOT YOU, OK? THANKS


Fake a hoho to her mouth, drop down and ankle-pick (use both hands if she has huge ankles) and when she hits the floor (or parking lot or grassy farmland or wherever you found this one), get side mount and pull her chin (any of the 4 chins will do) over her mouth and nose to cut off breathing, then tell her to give you a "thumbs up" if she will go out with you and if you get thumbs down, she doesn't get the hoho and will die of suffocation. Win/win situation.

[HtTKar]

oh man,

There is no way I could have thought of that.
You truly are the master.

too funny

[LoneHusky]

lol well done.

[Blue Wave Gym]

Omg

the last 8 posts have me laughing so hard it hurts, OMG

[mixwell]

Dont forget a hobo can make a very good grappling dummy as well.. buy a 1/2 pint of vodka and tell them its theirs after you try a few things on em.. the best thing is that you can choke em out and armbar them all you want.. after all no one gives a shit about them and no one will believe them either ! .. Then after you choke them out its time to go on your merry way.. This is the least cost effective method !!

[Blue Wave Gym]

Lol

they make good running partners too, just take their fortified wine away and they'll run after you forever.