Tweet
All hail the BEST martial art!
Doing nothing at all!
In this exciting martial art, hailed by critics as possibly the MOST realistic application on the planet today, "Do-nothing-do" is taking the world by storm.
How many of you are tired of hearing the SAME OLD arguments everyday about the ineffectiveness of BOTH grappling and standup fighting? How many have had to crawl through the mud slinging and arrows or such arguments as:
"Grappling will NEVER work on multiple opponents, therefore grappling is TERRIBLE for the street! Use boxing so that you can defeat 10 steroid junkies at once!!"
or:
"90% of fights end on the ground! Striking is for fools! Grab that knife wielding maniac and pin the blade down with side control!"
Well if you are like us here at the "Do-nothing-do" ryuha, you are probably PRETTY DAMN SICK OF THAT CRAP!
This is why we are telling you about a REVOLUTIONARY fighting art that is unquestionably the best ever devised. You simple don't have to worry about those arguments anymore because you DO NOTHING AT ALL!
Some say that cross training is the wrong approach because a person just gets bad at ALL ranges of combat!
Some say streetfights are so viscious it doesn't matter WHAT YOU KNOW!!!
Well then why not learn the ancient art of DOING NOTHING AT ALL! If grappling sucks, punching sucks, crosstraining sucks, and even weapons don't insure you can handle yourself against that SKINNY MOTORIST who wants to fight you in the gas station for cutting him off, then WHY WASTE YOUR TIME SWEATING AND WORKING OUT WITH THOSE FALSE GRAPPLING AND STRIKING SYSTEMS????
In the "Do-nothing-do" package you will recieve instruction on how to:
* Drop to a fetal position and pray to God
* Just sit there and take punches and kicks and tackles
* Give deep sighs about the futility of training in ANY martial art
* Cry like a little girl
* Learn the frightening mantra "oh well, nothing matters anyway..."
* and the mysterious and deadly art of TROLLING FORUMS!
Never have to listen to those pseudo-martial artists talking about their grappling on the street or punchin effectiveness ever again!
Show them the true meaning of warrior spirit! That of doing nothing at all! Remember our motto,
"If nothing works on the street then NOTHING is what we should do!"
Buy your copy today!!
Ryu
Comment