Patterson's dead

[SweepEm]

Is he?

HA!

Well, it's been a while since he has been on.
I think I know who he has re-incarnated to be.

Did you ever find that martial arts school he wanted to join?
Are you doing any training?
Whacking off doesn't count.

Any luck on getting laid yet?

[Ryu (non-working password]

you know, I was just wondering this same question today.
Patterson, where are you?

Ryu

[Robin Hood]

Who knows Whats inside a guy like Pattersons head?

[Mickey Finn]

For that matter, who knows what’s inside a girl?

[keithws]

Awwwww, Sweep!

There's a thin line between love and hate!

Look at you! You miss your old nemisis and now you want Patterson back.

I can just picture the Sweeper at his keyboard yelling, "Come back Patterson, come baaaaaackkkkkk!"

What's up Mick dawg? Long time no see!

[EJ]

I was just out..... walking the parapet!!!

[Mickey Finn]

Whacking the parakeet? I have heard of chocking the chicken before, but this one is new to me. Crazy kids.

[Patterson]

Hi guys. I just haven't been around much lately because well the forum seemed to be kind of lame. It seemed to have no one monitoring it and was overun by trolls. I've been on the UG. But, I love you all!

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Your alive! There is a god!!!!

[SweepEm]

Welcome back Patt.

I knew if I posted something, the boy would come back.

Hey Patt, check it out, it seems that most of the trolls left here and went elsewhere

[Robin Hood]

Patterson what is the URL to the Underground?

[Patterson]

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com

[Robin Hood]

Thanks Patterson. What is your user name over there?

[SweepEm]

HA!

How deceptively funny, talking to yourself