I think I’m raising a MMA killing machine…

[Mickey Finn]

My nine year old has started working out with a wrestling coach. He’s getting Greco Roman and Freestyle training. As soon as I come home at night he wants to roll and work submissions. I dominate his ass. That little 60 pounder is my bitch. I think he’s hanging out on one of those Kung Fu boards however. He taps like a punk but as soon as I turn him loose he goes for my nuts or the eye gouge. (So far I have resisted sinking to his level) After last night I suspect he is also watching WWF (which he is forbidden to do) when no one is looking.

After about 10 minutes of merciless daddy domination last night he tells me he wants me to start from my hands and knees. I’m feeling pretty cocky so what the hell. I figure I can still take him. So I oblige. He gets behind me where I can’t see him. I’m not worried. He’s got nothing. My wife walked into the room just in time to witness the brutality of the cowardly attack perpetrated upon her husband.

Apparently my son backed up across the living room, took a running start and leapt upon the couch. From the couch he vaulted to the corner table and then reportedly achieved some significant height with a jump from the table.

The little bastard came down ass first right in the middle of my back from an estimated height of approximately 5 feet. It hurt. It really hurt.

Of course the little punk ran to mommy as I attempted drag my lifeless legs in pursuit of his scrawny little ass. (I am one game mother ****er) That was actually a pretty smart move. The lovely Mrs. Finn is one scary bitch if you come after her kids.

Anyway, consider yourselves warned. Train hard, because in about 10 years he’ll be on the loose. May God have mercy on us all.

[bobby_steeles]

at least he didn't try to give you a stinkface or a bronco buster...

[sccr06]

LMAO!

[Mako]

LOL! Man, that hits close to home. My bro-in-law and I get together to watch NHB when the wives (who are sisters) get together to go shop or whatever. We are "watching the kids" (My daughter who turns 4 next month, and my 2 1/2 year old nephew).

They are running around the house playing when I hear,
"grrrrrrr thud grrrrrrr thud grrrrrrr thud" and then
my nephew screaming his head off.

I round the corner to see that they have taken their socks off, and placed them over their hands like "gloves". My 4 year old is full-on mounted and punching her cousin in the chest.

I freaked. I didn't know whether to put her in time out, or carry her around on my shoulders screaming "zhoozhitsoooooo zhoozhitsoooooo!"

(Needless to say, my bro-in-law kept that one from the wives!)

[dan downard]

I have been banned from teaching my grandkids any more.My daughter caught the 12 yr old choking out the dog with a rear naked.Hell,its an old dog anyway.He got in trouble at school too.He was being picked on by the biggist kid in school.Took him down and heel hooked him.We had to go explain to the teacher,why we are teaching him that stuff.
All I said was(he didnt get beatup by the big kid did he?).Next thing I know,I'm sitting out in the car in trouble.I guess the big kids are supposed to be able to pick on the little kids.I'm disturbing the pecking order.LOL.

[Robbie]

Originally posted by dan downard
I have been banned from teaching my grandkids any more.My daughter caught the 12 yr old choking out the dog with a rear naked.Hell,its an old dog anyway.

lol.

[Mako]

This brings up a serious thought, we are watching the first generation of american kids who are being raised "in" or "around" BJJ/MMA. I think these kids (with the right guidance) will be a lot more disciplined, and level headed. (Or, we will have the next generation of thugs who are scarily technical!) I guess the choice is ours.

My daughter does dance and gymnastics, and I remember her horrified look when she said...

Daddy, that girl is wearing her shoes on the "puh-tommy"
(meaning tatame).

Just shows you that they are watching and listening, to the good and the bad. Be a good example!

[Martial Artist]

Originally posted by Mako

This brings up a serious thought, we are watching the first generation of american kids who are being raised "in" or "around" BJJ/MMA. I think these kids (with the right guidance) will be a lot more disciplined, and level headed. (Or, we will have the next generation of thugs who are scarily technical!) I guess the choice is ours.

Either that or its going to be the Jiu-Jitsu of Brazil.

[Ryu (non-working password]

I actually like that point, Mako. I agree.
Good thread everyone. Funny as hell too

Ryu

[EJ]

Ahhhh Mickey.... A 2nd generation surf-destroyer.

You must be very proud.

[SweepEm]

Uhhhhh, MF, as Bruce Lee said in Enter the Dragon:

"...never take your eyes off your opponent."

[Chad W. Getz]

Mickey Finn and dan downward, thanks you guys for seriously having me laugh my f***ing *ss off out loud at work. Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at work when its been so hectic lately.

Once, my daughter made me proud when she konked another kid on the head with a piece of stick that she picked up off the ground. Hawaiian drumstick, I think it was.

Seriously, thanks for posting that. Great kid you got. Grandkid for dan.

[keithws]

LMAO!

Hey Dan, as long as your grandkid doesn't use your ole lady's frying pan technique, he'll be okay .

Job well done Mickey! It's quite apparent that you've been schooling your son in Professinal Japanese wrestling techniques. The next step in the evolutionary chain of NHB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's funny how parents react when I tell them, "Hey your child did the right thing by defending himself and blasting little Johhny in the nose." They always expect me (el maestro) to lecture them on how we should use our words regardless of the situation.

Funny sh!t gentlemen......

[sccr06]

Oh man! I can't wait to have kids!

[dan downard]

Damn,I forgot I told you guys about the frying pan.
Mickey,sounds like your kid is sneaking in some WWF viewing.