I think I’m raising a MMA killing machine…

[edro]

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[Mickey Finn]

Dan,

LOL on screwing with the “pecking order.”

I’m almost afraid to ask… frying pan?

And I concur. The cowardly little punk has definitely been sneaking some covert WWF viewing time in. I didn’t sleep last night. About 3 am I finally figured out what was bothering me. A couple of nights ago I was watching WWF (as a sociological research project you understand, it was pure research) and you know that part… I can’t remember what they call it… no limit or extreme championship thing? You know, the one where they go at each other with pipe wrenches, baseball bats and shit out on the loading dock? You see where I’m going with this? Now I’m wondering if the little rat bastard is going to bash my brains in as I sleep with a lead pipe.

Originally posted by EJ
Ahhhh Mickey.... A 2nd generation surf-destroyer.

You must be very proud.

Yup. This way when I become a broken down old longboarder (at the moment my condition will have to improve to get me to that level) I have me some backup. Coming soon to a beach near you.

Originally posted by SweepEm
Uhhhhh, MF, as Bruce Lee said in Enter the Dragon:

"...never take your eyes off your opponent."

True. But I am taking a page from Bruce’s life. I am learning from this defeat. I am typing this in the hospital hanging upside down in a back brace. I am reworking and rethinking my “classical” approach to the martial arts. I am writing the Tao of Mick Finn Do. I have met my Jack Man Wong, and he is related to me by blood.

Originally posted by keithws


Job well done Mickey! It's quite apparent that you've been schooling your son in Professinal Japanese wrestling techniques. The next step in the evolutionary chain of NHB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may have something there. My kid just walked into the room for a visit wearing an oversize diaper and a face mask… I have pressed the call button (which should get a nurse here by… Thursday?) and taped down the plunger on my morphine drip. Help me----------------------------------

[Ryu (non-working password]

Only thing I can remember is my sis some years ago (about maybe 11 or 12 years old) had this boy that liked her, and would constantly try to "box" and hit her playfully when we'd go over to a family friend's home. They all came to our house, and I had some boxing gloves in my closet. The little kid grabbed them up, and wanted to have a boxing contest with my sister. (I was not in the room)
Well I heard some noise, and went inside, and my sister had the kid mounted, and was slapping him in the face from side to side! I had taught her basic BJJ when I first started learning it, and it quite possibly was the funniest thing I've ever seen. The kid's legs were flipping around all over ala any of the early "Gracie vs. loser" matches.
Very funny stuff.

Ryu

[rockinronnie]

Great story Mickey!

Actually, the same thing (well, almost) happens at our house as well. I have a 7 yr old daughter, and a 4 yr old son that attack from front and back together, and both are great at the rear-naked, and are almost as good at arm bars. I always have to start on my knees, it's more fun that way. My son loves controlling with the knee on chest, and my daughter loves trying the arm bar from any possible position.

When I'm tired, and I say I've had enough, all I hear is complaining, so I go for another couple of minutes. They love grappling so much they both start almost crying when I finally put my foot down and say THATS IT, I'M FINISHED!!

That's when the TOUGH STUFF from them starts. The attempted ELBOW SMASH off the arm of the couch...my son even knows (and loves) the CAMEL CLUTCH from years ago done by the SHIEK. As soon as I yell TAP!!!, it's all over for good. This is their "Q" that it's all over, and Dad has had enough.

As far as either of them getting into PRO wrestling or NHB....I highly doubt it...my son's too much into hockey right now, but all the rolling (and striking he see's me doing) should make him a decent hitter on the ice. As for my daughter, she still wants to be just a teacher (and, probably a KILLER TEACHER at that!).

Ronnie.
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