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O.K. it's a gag thread; have fun with it.
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29My Grandma after she have a taste of corn whiskey24.14%74 cops drinking beer off duty6.90%2A Soldier trying to disarm a suicide bomber6.90%2Dana White3.45%1Mr. Dick Cheney after his Shotgun misfired6.90%2The Girls Scouts10.34%3Other41.38%12 -
I think the earliest record of organized fighting with striking and grappling goes back to ancient Greek civilization and the need for competitive entertainment. The event was called pankration and allowed all kinds of brutal techniques in addition to grappling and striking.
So, the closest answer to that would be...."Your grandmother after drinking corn-whiskey" if that makes sense
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Sorry, I'm going to be serious too.
I don't think Mixed Martial Arts were ever invented. Initially there were no bariers or restrictions. It was the divisions that were invented.
The more "mixed" the training is, the less invented it becomes.Comment
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But I'd train more with the Girl Scouts, as long as they were above the legal age.Comment
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It was me..... sorry about that... It was a gag too until one guy got all serious with it...
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Hey man, you invented the twinkie.Originally posted by Tant01It was me..... sorry about that... It was a gag too until one guy got all serious with it...
You know, the sore spot on the squash....
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You kill me...
Originally posted by Tom YumHey man, you invented the twinkie.
You know, the sore spot on the (winter) squash....
O kay...
I knew that would bite me in the ass sooner or later.
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I think while the gracies were in brazil dominating w/ their style... bruce lee was also touring w/ using "every style in one"
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Lol nice thread. Seriously though if you read any history of the martial arts, people have been mixing styles since there were styles to be mixed!
I voted grandma an her corn whisky by the way. Makes me think of that SNL skit with Tracy Morgan and Grandpa Jamima and his Mash Liqour!Comment
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elliotNess
You forgot to add Bruce Lee to the poll options....
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I found this in an old book, pre Bruce Lee...
His name was Ida Bagus Oka Dinwangkara. He synthisized pentjak silat with Japanese Ju-Jutsu, (Judo) Aikido, Karatedo and western boxing back in 1955.Comment
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gregimotis!Comment
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Sorry but "Other" will have to cover everyone from Bruce Lee, to the Krav Magra People to whoever. I also left out Grandpa. LOLComment
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