The True reasen Japenese figters are better

[Robin Hood]

Like me yuo have probibly always wundered why the Japenese are much better figters than the other giys are.
I spoke to a old Japenese frend of mine and he told me the secret of the Japenese figters.
In our world of America, England, Urope etc we sit down or stand up to go to the bathroom. In Japan they squat down and suport their bodies with their leg mussels when they take a dump or have a slash. This constant mussel strengthing exorcise since they were little children means they have much stronger leg mussels than we roundeye bastids. Because they have strongest leg mussels they are the best wrestlers and figters. To be a good figter you must have strong leg mussels most importantly.
So the reel reason the Japenese can destroy the American type of figters is because they go to the bathroom squatting down.
has anyione else ever realized this?

[Jaguar Wong]

Wow, how can we argue with that?

[E1am]

No, no, no ....

It's because it's much easier to pass the guard with out a large package obstructing you.

[Jaguar Wong]

Man that's just wrong

I'm half Japanese, but I don't have this "guard passing" advantage to which you refer to. How can I compensate for this?

I thought the reason was because it's because they study the greatest martial arts masters in Dragonball Z. Them Sayajin are pretty tough. KAME-HAME-HA!!!

[E1am]

Well if you can live up to your handle, I salute you.

[keithws]

Wow..........

You learn something new every day!

[Grahf1]

What makes you think Japanese fighters are better? Besides Sak, is there any Japanese fighter who is better than the top American fighters? No.

[hounddog]

The skwatting thing is commin nolledge. we all new taht.
-houanedog

[gungfuhero]

I can't wait to put this new knowledge to use!!!

[Ryu (non-working password]

Robin, I'm gonna say this nicely.
I know the others are not taking you seriously which is good, but please do not troll the Japanese or any race.
Got it?

Thanks.

Ryu

[E1am]

By the way Robin, Japanese men don't sqaut when they take a piss. Squaters are pretty common throughout asia. Maybe that's why the Thais are such good kickers.


Ryu, Quit your winning. What he said wasn't even remotely racist.

Q: What do you call a sheepherder in Greece?
A: Pimp.

Q: How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?
A: A crowbar.

Q: What's the motto of the Greek army?
A: Never leave your buddy's behind.

[Robin Hood]

Ruy u need to liten up man. What I sed wasnt evan remotly rasicst. I evan red a simlar article in a Japenese wrestling magazeene so relax Mr Ruy.

Thanks Eiam you rok man.

Apart from Sakauaurabuara there are lots of top Japenese figters.

Fujita beet Kerr
Otsuka beet Ruas
Takada beet Colman

Just two name a few.

[E1am]

Some friends of mine told me about this and I saw it on a Japanese TV show about children around the world. In China they keep their kids in crotchless and bottomless clothes so they can just squat and do their business any place they want. My one friend said he was on a boat in China and this little girl was squating on the deck staring up at him. He was thinking "how cute" and the next thing he knows she starts sh!tting and p!ssing right there. Her mother, seeing the horrified look on the face of the poor foreigner, quickly ammended the situation by sweeping every thing off the side with her shoe.

[Ryu (non-working password]

E1, I'm not whinning, guy. Robin Hood is trolling Japanese fighters like he did with judo. Trying to get people to put the art down. I didn't say it was racist in the least, please re-read my post before you comment.
Lighten up yourself okay?

Robin Hood, how is Anabolic Ted doing?

Ryu

[Oldskulbus]

Actually...


The real reason Japanese fighters are so good is because they can read and write properly. Unlike our hooded friend.