two martial artists street fighting!

[OmaPlata]

Not YOU! Fucking Oma is the asshole. I don't give a **** whom you call "gay" or "fag", or "shit dick" ....but Oma has taken this shit too fucking far...in almost every single post, he rips on homosexuals. The guy's a douchebag.

wanna fight about it poser troll?

[jubaji]

Just when you thought he couldn't get any more stupid...

............................

[Garland]

wanna fight about it poser troll?

You know who I am...who the fvck are you, nancy boy?
Fight about it? You going to drive all the way out to Salt Lake?
Guess you liked my picture, queeny.

[Garland]

a 37 year old poof trying to pick a fight with a 20 year old kid on the internet sounds pretty fucking GAY to me.
On top of that, his art is a grappling art where the practitioners spend a large amount of time on their backs in between the legs of other dudes...not saying anything about the art itself, but there is definitely the potential that someone like Oma can come along and abuse training for "personal gratification".

[Garland]

If we met...and I lost, say you choked me out or some shit,...I wouldn't want to chance waking up with you trying to stick your dick in my ass. Is that something you can PROMISE you won't try?

[OmaPlata]

If we met...and I lost, say you choked me out or some shit,...I wouldn't want to chance waking up with you trying to stick your dick in my ass. Is that something you can PROMISE you won't try?

once again he comes out with Gay references in his inane retorts. I shave my testicles, does that turn you on?

[Garland]

once again he comes out with Gay references in his inane retorts. I shave my testicles, does that turn you on?

...you shave your testicles?


I can understand a little trimming now and then...but shaving...like bald? That's a bit extreme, no?

[osopardo]

kinda, but the guy was warned multiple times. he was disrupting a surf competition that he wasnt even in, and after being asked to leave by multiple people he refused. and after the altercation in the water, you clearly see the guy coming back for more.
...you dont interfere with the locals and their waves...you will get your board taken away or broken as well. i dont think the locals mind you surfing there as long as you are respectful to them. its their home, not the tourists.

OK, Back on Topic -
First of all, there's no excuse for all these retarded melon-head islander surfer bums to think they own the beach just because they practically live on it and got no life but surfing and they expect "respect" cause they're "locals". Come to think of it, there's a lot of other surfing beaches where this sorta "turf" crap goes on. This sorta xenophobic prejudice has been going on for a loooong time but last time I checked, from high water line on out it's public property.

Secondly, if the dufus tourist was asked to move out and chose not to, you sic the cops or lifeguards on him or just live with him being there. Even if he's wrong, attacking somebody like that can get ya in jail or even killed.

Thirdly, taking somebody's property like that and breaking it is strong-arm robbery - again, criminal charges.

Personally, if something like that happened to me, I'd get outta there as quickly and quietly as possible and retaliate later. Oh yesss, later. I'd make a public example of what can happen when you attack a stranger.

[Garland]

Local surfers are crazy...I spent a little time in California and Hawaii, and those guys are viciously territorial. Face it, they're a gang...you don't go into a gang's territory and disrespect them...sure they don't have a legal right to do anything...but it's common sense. Don't **** with people in their homecourt, especially when they pack together like wolves.

[Tom Yum]

He's been dead nearly ten years now.

So what you're saying is that his collection was part of your inheritance? That's a helluva gift....

[Tom Yum]

OK, Back on Topic -
First of all, there's no excuse for all these retarded melon-head islander surfer bums to think they own the beach just because they practically live on it and got no life but surfing and they expect "respect" cause they're "locals". Come to think of it, there's a lot of other surfing beaches where this sorta "turf" crap goes on. This sorta xenophobic prejudice has been going on for a loooong time but last time I checked, from high water line on out it's public property.

Secondly, if the dufus tourist was asked to move out and chose not to, you sic the cops or lifeguards on him or just live with him being there. Even if he's wrong, attacking somebody like that can get ya in jail or even killed.

Thirdly, taking somebody's property like that and breaking it is strong-arm robbery - again, criminal charges.

Yeah, but bullies have rights too...jj.

Personally, if something like that happened to me, I'd get outta there as quickly and quietly as possible and retaliate later. Oh yesss, later. I'd make a public example of what can happen when you attack a stranger.

eeek!!

[Tom Yum]

You have me confused with the git looking for a size 4 blue satin jacket xxl.

Oh okay then, here's something all can enjoy!

[OmaPlata]

...you shave your testicles?


I can understand a little trimming now and then...but shaving...like bald? That's a bit extreme, no?

It makes them nice and smooth and senstive. esp. when a girl tickles them with her long fingernails. Ths must be driving you NUTS!! homo that u r




"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers "

[Garland]

You might want to look up three or four posts...Brewer came by and gave a cease and desist order to both of us. I'm keeping quiet, I suggest you do the same. Our little conversation here is OVER Oma.

[jubaji]

You might want to look up three or four posts...Brewer came by and gave a cease and desist order to both of us. I'm keeping quiet, I suggest you do the same. Our little conversation here is OVER Oma.

He can't help himself. He only has two comments in his inventory so he has to keep repeating them over and over in various form.