Bruce Lee

[Bjjexpertise@be]

So you're saying that Bruce Lee was animated via muppets ?

[g-bells]

why don't you f**k**g computer geeks go some where else and waste time? why do you forum whores go around and try and destroy good sites just to start arguements. get a life f**kers

[Tom Yum]

Do you have a reasonable argument to suggest that Bruce Lee was not compute generated?

He was "compute" generated?

One helluva mathematician...

[sad_sack01]

where the F@#$% do you guys come from Sad Sack...do you really believe this BS you are posting on here or is just an attempt to have people recognize you and respond to you. The stuff you posted...your theory doesn't even make sense...can you please think things through before posting it on here for al lto read and laugh at. You post does not even warrant a reply from anyone regarding Bruce Lee....I will not post again on this particular topic from you.....

And yet here you are responding....contradiction perhaps?

Originally Posted by Tom Yum
He was "compute" generated?

One helluva mathematician...

I do sincerely apologise for a typing error caused at 1:30am UK time. However, i would use the term "hell of a" as opposed to your "helluva" so i guess we are pretty even.

I dont see why people are not taking my theory seriously. I started this thread in the hope of finding some decent arguments against my POV. So far, only one person has managed to that and i have taken on board what they have said.

Is there anybody willing to seriously discuss this, or is this a lost cause due to all the Bruce Lee fans on here?

[Bjjexpertise@be]

In all fairness I'm sure he would've typed "I would use..." instead of "i would use..."
It's not that we don't take your theory seriously, it's just that we already argued about this in the past and have agreed on a really plausible theory on Bruce Lee.

[Tom Yum]

I do sincerely apologise for a typing error caused at 1:30am UK time..

No you don't. I don't understand what you are saying? It is not clear what caused the typing error.

However, i would use the term "hell of a" as opposed to your "helluva" so i guess we are pretty even.

We were even until you forgot to capitalize I two times.

I dont see why people are not taking my theory seriously. I started this thread in the hope of finding some decent arguments against my POV. So far, only one person has managed to that and i have taken on board what they have said.

Is there anybody willing to seriously discuss this, or is this a lost cause due to all the Bruce Lee fans on here?

You forgot to capitalize the I a third time.

Your entire message is lost because of some careless errors. If you are going to write something, it needs to be perfect.

Lastly, toilet paper should roll top-down not bottom-up.

Thank you.

[sad_sack01]

I must say congratulations Tom....you have become much better at arguing/trolling since our confrontations many months ago when I was posting under a different alias which got banned.

Thank you....Come again

[Jiu-fu fighter]

Hello All,


Yes, that is right....i think Bruce Lee is a made up, computer generated character
Discuss!?!?

He was real flesh and blood, many of his moves may have been flashy, but he created his own style, practiced his martial arts for hours and hours everyday, created his own philosophy, was in amazing shape, ,an amazing man....

all I can say to you

[sad_sack01]

He was real flesh and blood, many of his moves may have been flashy, but he created his own style, practiced his martial arts for hours and hours everyday, created his own philosophy, was in amazing shape, ,an amazing man....

all I can say to you

Hi Jiu Fu,

Thank for your input on this thread. I have taken you point on board, but I have a few issues with it.
Firstly, you say he was in amazing shape - IIRC, he only had a "4 pack" and surely would have had a "six pack" if he was in amazing shape.

Secondly, you say he was an amazing man - is this a FACT or common misconception amongst his fans?

[Bjjexpertise@be]

No he is not an "amazing man." He is constructed from old school CGI aka muppets. If you considered artificially create beings to be real people I guess you could say he was a martial arts exponent, but then again so is Keanu Reaves. All in all, we've agreed that Bruce Lee was a computer drawing that did not really exist or was merely a sock puppet manipulated through the use of some one's hands.

[Ardith]

It's true, Bruce Lee was known to move in bullet time, dodging bullets from all sorts of guns.

The reason Bruce's movements had to be slowed down is because film in those days didn't catch the after-images correctly. So they had to scrap the idea altogether until 30 years later when advances in film technology made it possible for actors to move at their real speed.

Many of the stunts they had tried to fit into many of Bruce Lee's movies, such as deflecting a knife attack with your pectorals, or catching bullets with your teeth simply had to be scrapped. Non-martial artists simply wouldn't value these techniques and it was thought at the time that the message delivered by such techniques would be missed by general audiences viewing the film.

Many of Bruce's other techniques were not seen in films either, but are in his books. These techniques include, but are not limited to: levitating off of the ground, breathing fire and brimstone out of your mouth, and the thing that most masters of martial arts are concerned with--kicking their OWN asses.

Bruce was also vital in humanity's struggle against the Terminators and Skynet in the year 2029. Because of his ability to fight machines in hand-to-hand combat and win, he was a natural pick for John Connor to add to his army. That is how the resistance won the war.

Unfortunately, they forgot to edit out the strings that held Bruce Lee upright in many of his movies. This was copied from the masterpiece Plan 9 from Outer Space. The technical genius of previous film directors helped to make this decision.

All-in-all we should remember that Bruce Lee is only a fictional character made to cover up the fact that sasquatch shot JFK from behind the grassy knoll. If we don't learn from the past mistakes in history we will only be doomed to repeat them. The truth has been covered up; don't let them lie to you any longer!

[sad_sack01]

It's true, Bruce Lee was known to move in bullet time, dodging bullets from all sorts of guns.

The reason Bruce's movements had to be slowed down is because film in those days didn't catch the after-images correctly. So they had to scrap the idea altogether until 30 years later when advances in film technology made it possible for actors to move at their real speed.

Many of the stunts they had tried to fit into many of Bruce Lee's movies, such as deflecting a knife attack with your pectorals, or catching bullets with your teeth simply had to be scrapped. Non-martial artists simply wouldn't value these techniques and it was thought at the time that the message delivered by such techniques would be missed by general audiences viewing the film.

Many of Bruce's other techniques were not seen in films either, but are in his books. These techniques include, but are not limited to: levitating off of the ground, breathing fire and brimstone out of your mouth, and the thing that most masters of martial arts are concerned with--kicking their OWN asses.

Bruce was also vital in humanity's struggle against the Terminators and Skynet in the year 2029. Because of his ability to fight machines in hand-to-hand combat and win, he was a natural pick for John Connor to add to his army. That is how the resistance won the war.

Unfortunately, they forgot to edit out the strings that held Bruce Lee upright in many of his movies. This was copied from the masterpiece Plan 9 from Outer Space. The technical genius of previous film directors helped to make this decision.

All-in-all we should remember that Bruce Lee is only a fictional character made to cover up the fact that sasquatch shot JFK from behind the grassy knoll. If we don't learn from the past mistakes in history we will only be doomed to repeat them. The truth has been covered up; don't let them lie to you any longer!

I whole-heartedly agree with this sentiment. It is time for all of the Bruce Lee believers to be told the truth....
BRUCE LEE IS FAKE

The people who believe in this character now need to awaken and see the truth. Stop believing that the character of Bruce Lee was "all that" and you shall be able to live a healthy and normal life.

Thank You...Come Again

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I'm afraid I have to take back where I mentioned that Bruce Lee did not exist; I actually ran into him today on my way to the barber shop!!!! Luckily I had a camera and was able to take pictures of my encounter. So here's how it goes.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, on my way to the barber shop to cut my pimping hair. When suddenly, I bumped into somebody on the side walk. I looked up to discover that it's none other than Bruce Lee himself!!!
He looks me in the eye and says to me, "If you do not apologize I will break your bones so they will be like water."



I continued to stand there and stare at him, surprised that Bruce Lee really did exist. He gives me an evil look then challenges me to a duel in order to redeem his honor. Before I could respond he 1inch punches me in the neck then leaped back and got into his trade mark Bruce Lee fighting stance. Understanding that I do not have much of a choice but to fight him I engage in my fighting stance as well (It's kinda hard to describe what my stance looks like but it resembles what Cuba Gooding's doing in this picture).



Without further ado, the battle commences. Bruce Lee skips towards me and delivers a skipping side kick to my abdomen. The power behind his attack sends me flying back 30 feet and into the wall of a supermarket. I get back up and wipe the blood off my mouth and think to myself
"OK that's it, no more mister nice guy."
I stand back up and begin to gather my chi for my attack.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Bruce Lee runs at me, intending to finish me off.
Right when he's about to jump to launch his death kick, I finish charging my attack strike him with my double death palm.



Bruce's mouth is open in shock and is shortly thrown into the air. Deciding to push the pace, I fly after him.



Realizing that this was a street fight, I quickly thought back to the info I learned on defend.net and knew I had to end it quick before his friends arrive. Channeling the rest of my chi, I deliver one final kick to Bruce's face and end the fight.



So yeah, Bruce Lee once did exist, but not anymore (sad to say but thanks to me). I can fairly say that Bruce gave an excellent fight and was incredibly powerful. However, he was no match for my chi gong skills combined with my death touch. If you have any questions feel free to ask.

[jubaji]

Now THAT was funny!