What is th best martial art to protect yourself from vicious pitbull thugs?

[WuChi]

I preffer a bit of CS gas mate, works for the police.

[Jiu-fu fighter]

How about I diss you for being a chump

I will leave it at that

[Garland]

Cell phone 911-kwon-chi-do-jitsu-du-fu.

[Garland]

Buying a big ass dog and putting it in your yard could help too.

[JustaFighter]

I will leave it at that

See, this is what I've been trying to say to you. You base what you do and think on emotion way to often.

On a side note: You know, if you want to be a cop you're going to have to learn how to discern B.S. And have the back-bone to not let the B.Ser. get off the hook because he or she had an emotionaly sad story to tell.

I suggest military training before you apply to become an officer.

Just trying to help

[Tom Yum]

Exactly, firstly, my children live with my ex girlfriend who wont even let me take them to london for a day out so there's no chance in hell she's gonna let me take the children for life to live somewhere better. And secondly, i've got aspergers syndrom, tourettes syndrome and very bad eczema which all mean I find it impossible to get a job cos employers just will not give me a chance. I've tried and failed easy over 50 times and they just say "sorry we wouldn't even think about employing a person with those problems.".

Very bad eczema? Pop by the 'chemist' and see if you can get a lotion for it. Concerning the asperger syndrom and tourettes, I don't know what to say...get help.

Straighten up your life and get to work.

I stay in boston even though its a crap town where anyone starts trouble for no reason cos i'd rather stay in the same town as my children cos my ex has already told me if I ever move then my children will not be aloud to stop the night with me and i'll only have a couple of hours access to them a week, wheras now she lets my children stay at my mums house for the weekenbd, every weekend. I cant even get a flat on my own cos my ex says "no rick, they're not staying with you at the flat"..".

That sucks, dj.

You bring out the flip side of having kids: the difficult struggle between parents.

So all I can do is stay where i am sit in the middle of all the crap that goes on handle it. I choose to stay in the same town as my children so I can see them anyday, rather than move away from boston and see my children for 2 hours a week if that. Cos my ex makes sure shes out sometimes so that when I come round my kids arent there. So, as you can see I do deserve my kids, and because of the problems i've got and my ex girlfriend being a total bitch I can't do anything about my situation. .

I don't know what to say man...make a decision and go with it.

All I can do is learn as many skills as possible so when I get trouble I can handle it. And no I dont go out causing fights, I never do. I will only ever use what I learn for self defence.

Sounds good!

[djteknovibe]

All I have read from you is how you don't want to do anything to really improve the quality of your life. So I have no sympathy for you. You've made your bed. Now go lie in it. I do think your full of B.S. However I decided to send you this message on the .01% chance this is true.

I don't care about your problems you've created for yourself. I do beleive if you really want to improve your life it will require you to get off what ever illegal drugs you might be on. Take the right types of meds prescribed by a doctor. And seek therapy. All this is possible by applying what us adults like to call, "Self Control"

What? Mate you aint got a clue. Of course I wanna make my life better and I am doing, I am a dj, I take care of every good person in my life, my kids come 1st above everything, i'm always happy and smiling, I dont drink, I dont do drugs, I dont smoke, I excercise everday, I got for days out to different places and have a lot of fun, so how am I not trying to improve my life? Mate do me a favour, shut up about stuff you dont know about, meaning, my life.

[djteknovibe]

Unfortunately, the 1mile sprint is best. I think you must be talking about Bostons Kidz, caus any older guy wont be a shitter. In my area they use bottles and whatever, but thats the kidz. The kidz are shitters, if you put up a fight they will run, but theyll try and get you again. A wise man just avoids the trouble. I know plenty people from boston, and I know that they dont care if someone is hard as ****, they will still give them a go. Just last week a guy called Jade, was stabbed 7times in the stomach, he then stabbed the other guy and slit his face. They both ended up in hospital and jade had to gett all his intestines taken out and put back in. These guys are scum mate, and they dont care. Ypou dont know everybody so you cant say the are all pussies.

I'm talking about boston, england mate not boston massachusetts in the usa.

Oh and tom, about my eczema, I do have creams which help but its still so bad it gets on top of me at the slightest chance. To everyone who thinks i'm bullshitting, I dont care, not at all. I know i'm telling the truth. I get that a lot you know, people on forums telling me they think what I say is lies, people have said its cos it juts sounds like lies cos no-one is that open to discuss every single aspect of their life in great detail and emotion to people I dont even know, but thats my aspergers syndrome, its a conditoons which affects my emotions and makes me very emtional. You see i'm so open cos I have absolutely no shame in saying anything to anybody at any time.

I mean I cant help it, I talk about things to my friends in places where I shouldn't cos i'm so blunt and open. Yesterday I was talking to my mate in a library about licking a girls fanny and cumming in her at normal volume,and then we got talking about people getting stabbed and their throats cut, and last week I met another friend in the police station when I was taking my documents in there cos I pulled over and we got talking and he asked if I was still being a crazy c**t. I said to him "nah I got rid of my gun and dont sell drugs anymore" and was telling him about a guy who I use to get my guns from while 2 cops where stood there next to me looking at me with evil faces.

So maybe what I say is blunt that maybe thats why you think i'm lieing. The only place I draw the line is talking about that kind of stuff in front of kids. But other than that i'll talk about how my mates from leicester chased a drug dealer accross a field while he was naked, with shotguns shooting at him and then how they caught him and blew his legs off in front of coppers while i'm getting pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Maybe the cops do look kind of stunned that i'm so open but who cares.

But abyway, thats enough now if you dont believe it then who gives a shit, i've got some good advice anyway. Byeee

[djteknovibe]

By the way this thing with my mates was 10 years ago and keep away from everyone who into bad shit now. Oh yeah and for people who think I just wanna go out there and kung fu the sh*y out of people, you're wrong, I do try and walk away. I always do and then if people follow me and wont let me be in peace then I wanna be able to defend myself.

[Tom Yum]

I mean I cant help it, I talk about things to my friends in places where I shouldn't cos i'm so blunt and open. Yesterday I was talking to my mate in a library about licking a girls fanny and cumming in her at normal volume,and then we got talking about people getting stabbed and their throats cut, and last week I met another friend in the police station when I was taking my documents in there cos I pulled over and we got talking and he asked if I was still being a crazy c**t. I said to him "nah I got rid of my gun and dont sell drugs anymore" and was telling him about a guy who I use to get my guns from while 2 cops where stood there next to me looking at me with evil faces.

The behavior you demonstrate sounds like a lot of fellows I've met from the new england area - doesn't necessarily sound like AS.

So maybe what I say is blunt that maybe thats why you think i'm lieing.

The logic doesn't follow, dj.

Maybe the cops do look kind of stunned that i'm so open but who cares. But abyway, thats enough now if you dont believe it then who gives a shit, i've got some good advice anyway. Byeee

Now why would they be so stunned....cops have seen weirder stuff...

[djteknovibe]

I'm not from new england, I live in the uk, as england the country not new england the state or whatever it is.

Now why would they be so stunned....cops have seen weirder stuff

No I don't mean the cops were stunned, I mean they just looked like they would be thinking "mate he's bold saying something like that in here" judging by the look on their faces. I don't say things to shock people, it's just if I have something on my mind I just open my mouth and say it. I guess to be honest half the reason why i'm like that is cos I don't care what anyone thinks about me, if someone doesn't like me then its their problem not mine. And I am nice to every single person who's nice to me, hardly ever get mardy, for anything at all, and act silly most of the time, a friend once said I act like jim carey sometimes, pulling faces and making weird noises but that's just me. I see life as fun and meant to be a laugh. Now anyone who says i'm an idiot for enjoying my life that way is an idiot themselves. I don't live by anyone's rules and definately don't live by any laws.

Life is suppose to be fun. My motto (which is hated by a lot of people including my own mother cos she says I let my kids get away with things that I shouldn't) is do what you want in life as long as it doesn't hurt you or anyone else. Thats exactly how I am with my kids, if they wanna stand up on a bus then fine, where some mothers say "sit down". As long as they are safe, and aren't going to fall then fine, let them.

So all this what i'm saying is related to what we have been talking about, it means I do what I want regardless of who thinks what as long as i'm not hurting anyone. So if I wanna learn jujitsu and taekwondo then I will. I say that cos a few people have told me in this topic in not so many words, that no amount of jujitsu is gonna help me in a real life fight. I'm better off running away. That's silly that is cos in boston if you run away then you get trouble form those people and more people everyday more and more cos they know you're gonna run away.

Remember the old sayin 'face your fears and they will eventually go away'. I rest my case. Thanks for all the people who have given me good advice and thanks for the giggle to all the people who have said something which doesn't help me in the slightest.

[Tom Yum]

I'm not from new england, I live in the uk, as england the country not new england the state or whatever it is..

Yes, I understand the geographic difference. New England is actually a region of states in the north east part of the U.S.

No I don't mean the cops were stunned, I mean they just looked like they would be thinking "mate he's bold saying something like that in here" judging by the look on their faces. I don't say things to shock people, it's just if I have soemthing on my mind I just open my mouth and say it.

Your behavior doesn't sound erratic. It sounds more like a personality trait. Friends of mine from the New England area tend to be free with their speaking on a lot of matters.

[djteknovibe]

Your behavior doesn't sound erratic. It sounds more like a personality trait. Friends of mine from the New England area tend to be free with their speaking on a lot of matters

Ahh I get ya, I misunderstood you. I thought you meant that you still thought I was from new england in the usa.

[Tom Yum]

Your verbage may be too much for some people, but on the bright side people know where they stand with you, I suppose.

[djteknovibe]

Yeah thats what people say, at least they know exactly where they stand. Which means they get to know me very easily and qickly about what I like to do, say and what I like others to do and say. It makes it easier to be a friend to people cos then you know whether or not a girlfriend is suitable and whether a friend is into the same kinds of things if someone doesn't worry about mentioning they like doing certain things. Some people into some things which they might be embrassed to mention, like ballet or knitting. If I was into knitting I would just come out and say to my mates "hey I did some f**kin knitting this weekend, i'm trying to make myself a sesame street jumper"