what do you call a beautiful woman in texas?

[bobby_steeles]

a tourist.


bwaahahaha!!!


you won't find this kinda humor in texas folks...

[Aloha From Hell]

Originally posted by bobby_steeles
a tourist.


bwaahahaha!!!


you won't find this kinda humor in texas folks...

LMAO

Good one Bobby!

[Marcus]

I hope Goddess responds to this one.

[Aloha From Hell]

Originally posted by Marcus
I hope Goddess responds to this one.

She's no oil painting. But if you like a bit of rough she's your gal.

[Lithp]

LOL!!!!

[Hawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Its obvious ya'll have never seen Goddess, because she is one gorgeous lady.
Hawk

[Mako]

OK, OK, I'll concede that Texas has it's fair share of rednecks, hillbillies, etc. But you're out of your mind about the women...

Texas has some of the most BEAUTIFUL (especially the latin) Women anywhere in the country.

BTW, I've met Goddess.... to be as clear as possible (while remaining respectful)... she is very attractive...
ALMOST as pretty as my wife!

[keithws]

LOL Bobby.

Just make sure you don't say the sheep are ugly, and you probably won't have to face the wrath of a Texan !

Hey Hawk, how ya like them sooners this year. Go OU!

later on gentlemen...........

[Hawk]

Keithws,
I really don't keep up much with college sports anymore,
however in the 60s & 70s there were many times the National Title was decided when the Horns and Sooners
locked up in Dallas. As far as sheep, we got rid of that part of Texas in the 1800s. Its now called Oklahoma.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hawk

[Aloha From Hell]

Originally posted by Mako
OK, OK, I'll concede that Texas has it's fair share of rednecks, hillbillies, etc. But you're out of your mind about the women...

Texas has some of the most BEAUTIFUL (especially the latin) Women anywhere in the country.

BTW, I've met Goddess.... to be as clear as possible (while remaining respectful)... she is very attractive...
ALMOST as pretty as my wife!

All kidding aside, he is right. Texas does have some of the most beautiful women on the planet.

[Aloha From Hell]

Originally posted by Hawk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Its obvious ya'll have never seen Goddess, because she is one gorgeous lady.
Hawk

Stop being such a kiss-ass. You're only saying that because you want to get into her panties. Who knows, maybe she is looking for a father figure, nah, make that grand-father figure.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hawk]

Aloha from Hell,
Since you seem to be being a little more cordial, so will I.
Goddess is a beautiful lady. A father figure? Well hey, whatever works, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Hawk

[bobby_steeles]

she can call you daddy.

[Hawk]

Don't they all?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Hawk

[bobby_steeles]

your disrespect of women is very offensive. --i like it!