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[pfsjkd]

Shim,
Given your past issues with Stef you're not the most objective person to be throwing out theories as to who's who on the Internet.

But setting that fact aside for the moment, by your logic, how would anyone else know that I'm not an imp of the real Shimora and holding this conversation with myself? Your scenario is just as far-fetched. The truth is we don't know for certain who anyone here is. Ain't the Internet beautiful?

[sabrutat1]

"Spoken like a true guilty man. I see you are resorting to insults now. The real sign of someone thats been caught out."

You started. I escalated. Hence, by your own logic, you're guilty of something and have been "caught out".

That homo kiddie porn crack hit too close to home?


Cheers

Stef

[sabrutat]

sabrutat1, stop making a fool out of the sabrutat name. The real sabrutat never blows his cool like you just did sunshine.

Shimmy, since you feel obligated to hook me into a flame war of sorts, I'll re-post your comments, the sabrutat1 fraud comments and my witty real replies...



SHIMORA: "I dont have any egg on my face my mentally challenged friend from the Northern Hemisphere."

SABRUTAT1(Fraud):"Oh yeah, you do. it's dripping on your frilly blouse. Like I said, I suspect it ain't egg. Lumpy mushroom soup?"

SABRUTAT(the real): I would have never replied with "oh yeah, you do". Too grade schoolish. My reply would have been "My mistake
Shimmy, I didn't realize you just had your dad over last night."



SHIMORA:"I am merely basing my comments on the evidence presented in this thread."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Nope. You're not. Your opinion is biased by the fact you can't maintain an erection around women of a legal age. "

sabrutat(real): That comeback by sabrutat1 just shows a lack of composure. My comeback would've been like this.."I've been
caught! Maybe with more practice, I can be able to maintain 97 screen names like Shimmy and only get caught with 3 of them"





SHIMORA:"I see no reason that Goddess would lie about the REAL sabrutat coming into the school."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"I can't see a reason either. Go ****ing figure, lightfoot. "

sabrutat(real): sabrutat1 has been caught lying and doesn't know what t say. Very amateurish. Obviously Goddess wouldn't lie norman.




SHIMORA:"How do we know this ugly fat guy drinking watered down cats urine in the pictures is sabrutat?"

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"You don't. It's a ninja disguise. "

sabrutat(real): Sabrutat1's ninja disguise comeback is lacking in creativity. I would've never said that. My response would've
been one of trying to diffuse Shimmy's weak attempt at hostility, like this.."fat?! I take offense to that you limp-wristed ninny!"




SHIMORA:"Sure we know some git at the Otherground CLAIMS to be the real sabrutat but is he?"

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Still thinking about this one....okies, enough thinking. Let's resort to insult. Shamed-oral, you're a ****ing limp-wristed dickwhistler."

sabrutat(real): Again, the fake sabrutat has resorted to losing his cool. Something I would have never done. And if I do
lose my cool, never, NEVER admit to it.




SHIMORA:"The real stef abrutat is the one posting here as sabrutat."

SABRUTAT(fraud):"Nope. sabrutat1. Try to pay attention to your elders and betters."

sabrutat(real): In that last reply, sabrutat1 once again resorts to the grade-schoolish "I know you are, but what am I?" type response.
His attempt to insult Shimmy was painfully dull and insults my good name in the verbal NHB business.




SHIMORA:"He obviously lives in Texas because he went to Tims school."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Nope. Never did. Whine all you want, meat-drain plug, it doesn't make it so."

sabrutat(real): "meat-drain plug"?...Wow, we aren't dealing with the most mentally astute of individuals here. The more I read
of this sabrutat1, the more I know he has to be a yank who's trying to pathetically pull my strings.





SHIMORA:"Possibly he has been on the Internet for some time on other messageboards."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Heh, don't play the fool. It suits you too ****ing comfortably. "

sabrutat(real):Bravo sabrutat1! All you sad attempts have been paying off! With some more incredibly bad imping, you may start to sound
just a wee bit like me...NOT!




SHIMORA:"Then the FAKE stef abrutat (sabrutat1) saw this guy on some message board or other and stole his identity as a cover or maybe he had a fight with this guy and wanted to get some pay back."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"LOL. Doesn't this shit get old for you, Shimmy? Don't you ever sit back and think awhile, perhaps addressing your motivations for behaving like such a dickhead online?
That must have been some tough childhood you went through, kid; to result in the crap you have to spew on the internet to compensate for your physical and intellectual inadequacies. Shame the toughness didn't rub off. Try to ignore the nightmares, sonny. They'll fade with time."

sabrutat(real): tsk,tsk,losing your cool again sabrutat1. You must remember this very important fact when imping me that
the real sabrutat NEVER loses his cool. Now shoo along. Good boy.




SHIMORA:"My guess is the fat balding guy we often see in pictures at The Otherground is some homeless bum who poses for pictures in exchange for cheap liquor."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Good call. Close, but no homosexual kiddie sex. Much as I know that disappoints you, ya fukking pervert. Yup. I visited your site once. Saw some of that shit, and got the **** out. I should report you. Hell, maybe I will."

sabrutat(real): Now sabrutat1 is just losing the plot. I've never seen any homosexual kiddie sex at Shimmy's site so I don't
know where sabrutat1 came out with that. Very strange. If anything I would've harped on the fact Shimora's site has shown homosexual men having sex.
If you're going to flame someone correctly sabrutat1, you must know the facts first before you let fly. Amateur.





SHIMORA:"And sabrutat1 you arent smarter than me, you never will be."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Judging by your prose, it's obvious you're a ****ing idiot. Try to improve your shallow breadth of knowledge by reading books. You may find them tough at first. Get your Mum to underline the important bits.

sabrutat(real): This is just getting painfully boring to read. sabrutat1 wants to make me look bad by always blowing his load
with incredibly lame comebacks. Can't I have an imp that at least makes an effort to post some witty retorts??




SHIMORA:"Stop kidding yourself. You are nothing but a fraud."

SABRUTAT1(fraud):"Coming from someone that professes to be a magic ninja living in the forests of New Guinea, I'll take that as a compliment.
UFC 32; go, please.
Cheers
Stef"


sabrutat(real): UFC32? How interesting, I'll be there too. sabrutat1, please go there, really.


Cheers

Stef

[sabrutat1]

LOL! That was just about the most pathetic post I've ever read!

Now, where's that pic? C'mon. Get it posted. I'm looking forward to hearing your reasons for refusal.

Cheers

Stef

[pfsjkd]

Sabrutat is sure giving it the ol' college try. But you're not quite there yet, mate.

[Shimora]

sabrutat1 at no point did I insult either you or the real sabrutat.
Personally, neither of you seem like cool people.

As for the kiddie porn comment, no it wasnt close to home at all.
I rarely post at my forum and the last time I checked an IP of a porn poster ironically it was from Texas.

If I had to choose which sabrutat was naturally wittier I would have to choose sabrutat. sabrutat1 is more like Reg Varney whereas sabrutat is more of a John Cleese. I cant say I find British Humor all that amusing in any case.

I mean neither of you hold a candle to me in that department.
Its a no contest really.

[sabrutat2]

What is this?? I leave for a month and my 2 imps are battling for supremacy of the sabrutat name?!

Well, I'll have this to say..Both of my imps are truly sad, you 2 fuc*wits should go back to jerking off.
Don't worry though, none of this bothers me.

Shimoron, Why is it I always find you at the center of sabrutat imping


Cheers

Stef

[Marcus]

LMAO @ Shimora. Come on sabrutat1, you've got better material. Pull it out.

[Shimora]

Marcus, havent you heard?

As a you are a young male you should never ask a sabrutat to pull it out.

Thats why he had to leave the UK in such a hurry. Its George Michael all over again.

[pfsjkd]

Sab2,

Just give up dude. You suck!! Not even close. Sab is at least putting forth some effort. And there's still the challenge of putting up the aforementioned picture.

[Shimora]

pmsjkd,

The challenge was supposed to be that the first person to post a pic was allegedly the real sabrutat.

As none of the sabrutats posted a picture in the first 48 hours of the challenge im beginning to wonder if they're all imps.

Now ive said that im sure they'll go find that homeless guy, wave a bottle of methylated spirits under his nose and get him to pose for a pic. It will prove nothing.

[sabrutat1]

Post the pic, imps, or give us reasons why you don't. It's that simple.

Cheers

Stef

[sabrutat2]

sabrutat imps, post the picture, or else admit you are imps. It's just that simple.

Cheers

Stef

[Gargoyle]

Guys, let me assure you...Sabrutat1 is the real stef

[sabrutat2]

Gargoyle, do I know you? If not then shut the bloody hell up sonny because I'm the real sabrutat.
F*cking yank pussies.


Cheers

Stef