Funniest Thing in MMA

[Qkfx]

What are some of the funniest things you've seen or heard in MMA? My two, since I just watched the tape:
1) After the ref stops the Ryan Gracie v. Ishizawa match Itchizawa is hugging the ref and peeking around him like a 3 yr old on their fathers leg. ( a must see)
2)Quadros: "We are here with the Great Renzo Gracie,
Renzo how ya feeling?"
Renzo:"Great"

[Shimora]

Another funny thing is the way people try to say that an MMA fight is equal to a real fight. LOL

[Lacrymosa]

Jeff Blatnick on Ken Shamrock ;UFC VI Superfight:

"Ken has had alot of sex.......er, success in the Octagon"

[Qkfx]

lol

I had missed the Blatnick on Ken quote, pretty damn funny. But I did think it was funny when Ken took so long with the rear-naked on that Gung-fu guy and then rolled over and asked for a smoke from Big John.

[sccr06]

"Did you get that tooth?" Bill "Superfoot" Wallace in UFC 1

Actually, most of the commentary in UFC 1 was pretty funny! (or maybe I should have cried?)