I'm Tired of Hearing What "Works in the Street"--Here's What Works in the Street

[Mickey Finn]

Mickey Finn before Scientology



Mickey Finn after Scientology

[km101]

Tom Cruise is a raging homo

[g-bells]

tom cruise before scientology = cool tom cruise after scientology= freak!

[sanjiyan99]

Corin Nemec of "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" also does Scientology. Never heard from him again after the show. Tom Cruise is also a Scientologist. Seeing him act like a monkey on Oprah is enough for me. What about Elton John? Even if Scientology helps him out on the streets, I heard he's still got AIDS. If Frank Stallone truly embraced Christianity, the reason you have never heard from him again is probably because he has answered a higher calling and has gone to do things that will go beyond this world. Elton John, however, is still hoping your son would go down on him.

[Phil Elnore]

Tom Cruise was not tactically aware when a member of the press managed to spray water in his face with a fake flower. Since coming to my Scientology Self Protection for Those Who Eat Unfairly Short Hand but Never an Empty Hand classes he has become more tacitcally sound.

When approached by, or approaching, and potential male threat Tomn now assumes the Scientology Kneel Down Cover. He is quick to do so for two purposes

1 - Combat the increasingly common threat of water filled flowers (check out www.sadbastardsbuyingclownsgear.knobs) that, of course, could be filled with all kinds of noxious substances - alcohol, fizzy soda or the urine from an evil cat.

2 - Assists in a full search of the assailants tactical trouser deployment departmentalised zip code. A thorough search is indicated, involing not only use of the eyes, but also the use of the Tactical Tongue Sensory Scientological Search Lickylicky for a Quicky methodology - designed by myself.

Tom has managed to disguise his Scientological Father, Norman, as a highly sexy twenty something actress slut. They've pulled it off, and the he/she pulls him off at every opportunity.

Tom is a good pupil. He no longer does that crap that he did in Collateral (punching in the throat, stomping on the knees cack) and continues to develop his Commando Crotch Catchers and General Genital Guerilla Gonads Game Plan.

All under my tutolage and, under my package.

[J-Luck]

Haha... scientology has a self defense curriculum?

[Phil Elnore]

Most definately. Many of the techniques ad to be adapted, because the planet it originated from contained life forms with an assortment of different limbs and had things growing out of all kinds of places.

Think - if you believe in no high kicking... yet simultaneously think that you should NOT kick to the head? You will find yourself totally stumped when faced with a being that has his testicles growing out of his eyes!

Lots of people at the Matrialist have their testicles in and around their heads. It is a proven Scientologisticaltesticle fact!

[kuk sool won]

indeed, and then you need to include midgets into the formula. Firstly, kicking a midget in the head is very easy, i've tried it. Secondly what if you are a midget, to attack the testicles you more than likely need to kick upwards. Then you must ask yourself what if the midget is hiding his idenity? In my experience most midget do this by wearing stilts. So kicking low will not damage the midget. You need to kick high in order to harm the midget. But what if the midget originated from the native planet in which the techniques were formed? Would you need to kick high then? how do we know midgets from this planet are as small as midgets from our planet, they could well have a different definition of a midget in which midgets are generally taller than a man and so would kicking high be needed? Maybe, if the midget had a similar body to humans, something Phil cleverly pointed out.

[rev.jc]

scientology killed chef!
Nuff said!

[13ang]

ahahahah

i seriously hope this is a joke.

[aseepish]

scientology killed chef!

You bastards!


I wonder what happened to Shimora. That guy had... something.

[Phil Elnore]

ahahahah

i seriously hope this is a joke.

Absoultely not. On my Honor.

[Selan12]

What the **** are you talking about man?

[Garland]

scientology killed chef!
Nuff said!

Those BASTARDS!