Bruce Lee vs. UFC lightweight division

[Tony10]

Originally posted by mild7

I live away from home now, so I don't have my personal library to access. But on a documentary on Bruce, I think it was the 'curse of the dragon', a bruce lee researcher says clearly that Bruce died in his mistress's house. Even without him saying it, this is very clear. Anyway, any other Bruce researchers here who can help me back up this?

Anyway, pls stop referring to me as a retard, or I'll personally come over to where you're staying, put on my gloves, walk right into your house..... and rip off all the Bruce Lee posters you have up in your room. Don't make me make you cry, little man.

LMAO, Mild7! "Little man." LOL!

Anyway, as fate would have it Mild7, I just got the Bruce movie collection on DVD for a present and I watched the included documentary disc. Bruce did die in his mistress's house. Oh, nobody called her his "mistress" and she denied it, but you didn't have to read between any lines to figure out what was going on.

Even if Bruce were to suddenly pop up and say "I... nevah... have... sek... with dat womun!" or "It depend on whut youwr defunition of 'is' is..."

[sidder]

Hey Booby Steeles,
I'm not the one whose bedroom (in your mother's house) is filled with half-naked Bruce pictures. I'm just trying to counterpoise your adulation with some sense. Go practice some katas, jerky.

[bobby_steeles]

oh, "booby"... now that's intelligent and mature.
and what a coincidence, there's been a few times where i was at your momma's house getting "half naked".
so you're the one who admits to watching all kinds of bruce lee tapes, but i'm the one who idolizes him?
seriously, when you're not posing in front of a mirror in your little thai shorts holding in your gut and pretending you can fight, do everyone a favor and go **** yourself.
i have to go hang up my new poster.

[sidder]

Amen. Praise Bruce, Booby!

[mild7]

Originally posted by bobby_steeles
oh, "booby"... now that's intelligent and mature.
and what a coincidence, there's been a few times where i was at your momma's house getting "half naked".

I see this in flamewars over almost all messageboards, the "I screwed your mother" syndrome. Like it denotes a great comeback or something.

Personally, I don't get it. I actually feel sorry for the person who gets it off with my mother. Motherf***ers.

[bobby_steeles]

well you should have pity on me because i just so happened to have screwed yo' momma as well.

[mild7]

yo little man, I ain't into that kind of shit. But if it's your cup of tea then more power to you.

[bobby_steeles]

it was a bit dusty, and dark, but i got out in one piece. "cavernous" might be a good word to describe it. i had my flashlight with me. i found somebody's keys in there, too. anybody here drive a '78 malibu?

[Bruce_Fan]

to Mild7 again

Hey Mild7,

What's this about Inosanto beating up his students?

What do you mean? He kicks their asses to show he is good?

What do you mean exactly?

Thanks
Bruce_fan

[mild7]

yo Brucefan,

not Inosanto beating up his students! He's a nice man. I was referring to Brucey.
It's not his fault, but it's fact that students generally don't go 100% against their instructors, hence the term 'beating up on students'.

[sidder]

THE TIME HAS COME, MY CHILDREN. I AM BRUCE LEE, RISEN FROM THE DEAD. I AM THE TRUTH AND THE WAY. DON'T LISTEN TO THESE IMPOSTERS WHO'VE NEVER MADE CHEESEY KUNG FU MOVIES. COME AND FOLLOW ME TO REDEMPTION. BUT, FIRST, SEND A CHECK FOR $99.95 TO:

SID
P.O. BOX 666
THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO

[Ern-Dog]

Hope this works.

[Ryu (JKD?)]

ROTF!!!

I need to use this image in some other forums!

Ryu