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I farted!!!!
Is this not one of the most embarassing things you've ever done? To make it worse, I was working a triangle when it happened. Talk about frantic tapping.
flatulance is a normal body function, depending on your diet.
I hope no one lit a match. Heh heh
I hope no one lit a match. Heh heh
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teeheehee...
I was sparring an hour ago in Shooto class against a relatively new guy and I caught him with a pretty hard cross and shot in. i slammed him down pretty hard with a side tackle and as i pressed my weight on him in the side mount I heard him rip a LOUD one. Sounded kind of wet also
Oh well sh!t happens
I was sparring an hour ago in Shooto class against a relatively new guy and I caught him with a pretty hard cross and shot in. i slammed him down pretty hard with a side tackle and as i pressed my weight on him in the side mount I heard him rip a LOUD one. Sounded kind of wet also
Oh well sh!t happens
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Beans Beans are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
Now wet farts aren't a normal bodily function.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
Now wet farts aren't a normal bodily function.
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Water,
So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?
So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?
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When we do knee-on-belly drills our system automatically shift to "fart tudo" mode.
Also, I wonder if farting doing a triangle would be judged negatively on competition.
Maybe "malicious intent"?
If this pratice would be more spread I would have a good explaination about the blonde dyed guys that seems to abound on BJJ;
maybe it's not dye, but gas....
Also, I wonder if farting doing a triangle would be judged negatively on competition.
Maybe "malicious intent"?
If this pratice would be more spread I would have a good explaination about the blonde dyed guys that seems to abound on BJJ;
maybe it's not dye, but gas....
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Water Dragon:
Are you the one responsible for the explosion aboard the U.S.S. Cole?
You've got to learn to control your flatulence.
Are you the one responsible for the explosion aboard the U.S.S. Cole?
You've got to learn to control your flatulence.
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Originally posted by Zhoozhitsu
Water,
So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?
Water,
So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?
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