Murilo "Ninja" is NOT a real ninja!

[Szczepankiewicz]

See, that wasn't so hard...


So are they invisible or are they just really good at going unnoticed? Are there ninja schools that one can attend?

What's your opinion on all these books being written about ninja's?

Thanks in advance,

SZ

[Patterson]

Ninjas are not literally invisbile, though they are very skilled at blending in with their environment and going unnoticed. A bum on the street may be a ninja in disguise, or a lamp post may actually be a ninja. There are no legitimate ninja schools one can attend. I haven't read any books on ninjas so I can not comment on their validity.

[Frogman]

how about ninja turtles? are they real ninjas?

[kid lock]

Here you go Patterson it seems as if your only on a debating mission. How in the F#$K can a real ninja survive without human contact? Your retarded! and about ninjutsu just quit typing because Carlos Newton is claiming DragonBall jiu jitsu and I know he wouldn't even want to slap you so just log out and visit another forum . (My IQ is 150)

[aseepish]

Where have all the ninja gone?

I may be hunted down and taken out for revealing this information. But there are REAL ninja among us! Finding them is a matter of following this URL...

http://ninjaburger.com

View it with caution!

-Tony

[bobby_steeles]

ninjas are pussies. the knights of the round table kick ninja butt.

[Shimora]

My student is correct. Murillo is not a true Ninja. He did indeed attend a Stephen Hayes seminar in 1992 but I do not feel this is enough to qualify him as true Ninja.

The only MMA fighter I know of that is true Ninja is Sakuraba. Perhaps if he had not stopped training in Ninjutsu he would have remained successful.

[sidder]

Sorry I've been gone so long guys, a vagrant band of ninjas ambushed me in the park on my way home from work. They kidnapped me and took me back to their top secret ninja lair where I was hypnotized...

Szczepankiewicz, we got off to a rocky start, but, god forgive me, I'm starting to think you're an ok dude. Patterson, you're cracking me up with your ninjutsu bs

[Szczepankiewicz]

Shhhhh....

Sidder, not in front of the guys ....

I appreciate the props man. You and I certainly got off on the wrong foot.

Politics and religion are things one shouldn't discuss unless one really wants to start a big hairy fight.

Normally I don't get involved in "value" debates about what is right and wrong but every now and then I slip up.....

You have my respect.

Now, be careful aboot those ninjas, especially the one's in polyester....

Peace,

SZ

[Szczepankiewicz]

Patterson is 12 for 12 I believe.

A ninja instructor and student were sitting in a hovel somewhere deep in Secret Forest. They had just returned from another 12 hour instructional binge at the local 16-plex theater.

The instructor spake unto the student: "You must study well the ways of the movie ninja. Indeed his prowess is well beyond my humble abilities. Here is a list of talents you must learn."

The Spiderman death trick - a true ninja can climb vertical surfices without any visible means of support; sometimes they can even stick to the roof.

The deadly bionic throwing star - a true ninja can throw a star several hundred meters through several pieces of wood and the occasional car door and still chop a quarter in half

The fabulous energy absorbing death roll - a true ninja can jump off of a ten story building onto hard concrete and roll once to absorb the impact

The reverse camera death trick - a true ninja can leap vertically into a tall tree and land precisely on a specific branch

High performance forward death leap - a true ninja can leap over speeding cars, between fan blades, across huge lava pits, and through brick walls.

The deadly carbon steel denture trick - a true ninja can simultaneously catch an speeding arrow on each hand and a bullet in the teeth. A truer ninja can then throw (spit) these back and kill his attackers with them. An even truer ninja can do this blindfolded in the dark. A real stud ninja can catch small cannon shells in his teeth too.

The flying death dealing vegamatic - a true ninja armed with only a can opener can kill 50 highly trained heavily armed opponents in as many seconds.

The death glare - a true ninja can shake the stoutest opponent to his very soul with but a glance. Heart attacks, strokes, and instant epilepsy are an added bonus.

The iron palm of death - a true ninja can smash locks and powder bricks with a single slap of the palm. It is not strictly necessary for the locks or bricks to be in the same room; contact with any convenient surface will allow the energy to be transmitted to the target.

The most undeath like pain trick - a true ninja can withstand being shot with high power rifles several hundred times before he starts to seriously bleed. It takes a small atomic blast (or another ninja) to kill a ninja.

The continued refusal to die trick - a true ninja can continue to rise from the dead as a ghost or by possessing a victim for an indefinite number of sequels.

The ever classic explosive death smoke bombs - a true ninja must always keep a ready supply of smoke bombs. The bombs allow a true ninja to: instantly teleport, replicate, summon aid from beyond the grave, become invisible, create words in the air, and other slightly useful tricks.

The instructor the spake, "Learn these well and you will be one badass dude, my son." With those parting words, the instructor vanished in a flash of light. All that remained were a perfectly cleaned and pressed pile of ninja clothes.

[sccr06]

SZ and sidder,

You guys are making me all weepy.........GROUP HUG DAMMIT!!!!!!

All this time I thought Stevie Hayes was the real deal. What a blow.....

[sidder]

Stop cracking me up, man.
I'm sure Hayes could be the real deal, just not a ninja. Hatsumi taught Hayes aikijitsu way back when, but he called it ninjutsu and claimed to have this lineage back to the koga... blah blah blah. But there's no documentation of any kind to verify the existence of a ninjutsu fighting techniques. It turns out that Hatsumi was a japjj guy and his "ninjutsu techniques" have an uncanny resemblance to his style of japjj. When I was a kid, I bought one of Stephen K Hayes' books and the best thing I can say is "boy does he have a hot wife!"

[Szczepankiewicz]

When you hug the Blue Booger, you tend to get all sticky.....

You have been warned.

[sccr06]

Wow! So I guess it's ok to admit that I have some of his books?

Actually there is some good stuff in there. Some of the stealth techniques make some sense and some not so much...but I think the ninja has given way to Spec. Ops units of the world these days.
Why use a blowgun when a silenced .22 will do just a nicely?

[sidder]

But what about those funky ninjutsu hypnosis techniques with weird hand pretzels? I remember reading that stuff as a kid and just being mesmerized. I was, of course, a huge fan of Sho Kosugi. Remember that tv show, The Master Ninja or something, with Ron Van Clief and Sho Kosugi? That was classic cheesemo stuff