Bruce Lee vs Billy Blanks

[dan downard]

Is this how it would happen?

[SweepEm]

Heeeeeyyyyy! That's not Billy Blanks.

The real Billy Blanks goes everywhere with the headset and microphone coming out of his ear.

[Ryu (non-working password]

That's about how I see it.

[penguinman000]

We all know Bruce didn't have the HEART to hang with Billy....

[Jaguar Wong]

That looks about right. Maybe a little too long, though

ROTFL!!!


If Bruce had the will, Billy had the way.

[Steed]

where i come from

i do in fact like bruce lee he's a tough little guy or i
actually should say was. put him against that thong-wearing
moron though and it should be over soon without almost any
time passing. you ought to have a better picture up there
of blanks though, all tarted-up like a gay gym prostitute
not realizing he looks like jamie lee curtis in that, what
year was it, movie with john travolta. y'know what i mean?
the 1980s all over again, what with he and his leotard clad
elves prancing around like they're in some kung fu musical.
no amount of disco breaking is going to save blanks.

[Edited by Steed on 10-20-2000 at 09:50 AM]

[Tony10]

Um, yeah.

If you've got the will, Tae-Bo's got the way.

Oh Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy....
-Caddyshack

[EJ]

BILLY BERU!!!!

Nice CADDYSHACK reset Tony!!!


steed:

That movie was called "PERFECT".

[Steed]

that's it

a perfect turd, that movie was!

[True Technique]

"Now this is an even match-up. Bruce may win but the fight could easily end up a 30-minute "bitch" fight draw. I think the judges would give it to Bruce Lee for showing some heart and not losing the fight altogether. And Blanks would feel cheated and request a rematch."

---The Master---

[Underdog]

What's wrong with 'ol Billy?

Ok, I admit that he jumped the McDojo-aerobic Shit, but before than losing his reputation (and earning a huge ca$h in return) he was a very fierce competitor.

I remember him doing some crazy things back in the '80s.

[Steed]

hey can compete all he wants, mate, wearing those pretty outfits and looking like a dandy.

but put him toe-to-toe with a whipcrack like lee in his heyday, who had no patience for ballet kicks and fairy punches, and blanks would end up a red-stained potato sack on the dojo floor, wondering why his leg warmers didn't improve his chances.

i'm sure the ladies enjoy mr. billy, and cheers to them. take away the red afro and blanks is the same person as that richard simmons loofah oiling his legs...

[Balisong]

SweepEm,

Your post, "Heeeeeyyyyy! That's not Billy Blanks.

The real Billy Blanks goes everywhere with the headset and microphone coming out of his ear. "

That's one of the funniets threads I have ever read!

[SweepEm]

Hey thanks dude, I try to attempt humor, sometimes I do well, other times, not.

Plenty of clowns on this forum, we can name quite a few, some say things that are meant to troll, but come out as only stupid humor, like the current one that's, I think 7 pages long. Heh heh.