Favourite Defenses against "ground and pound"?

[Brokenmace]

That's why I like howitzers. No one really messes with you when you're towing a howitzers. 155 mm of pure "back the f.uck off, scumbag!" It works every time.

Really.

I mean, I can't be the only one who got lucky at a military surplus auction. Right? Guys?

*crickets chirp on the wind*

I mean, yes yes, the shells are a bit heavy . . .

[Szczepankiewicz]

And you tow this behind your Volkswagon Beetle? How many rounds does the trunk or should I say hood, hold????

[crazyjoe380]

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
And you tow this behind your Volkswagon Beetle? How many rounds does the trunk or should I say hood, hold????

[midnight]

best is to carry one of these...



and drive one of these...

[Szczepankiewicz]

Nice hat....

[Brokenmace]

What was that comment about my bug? You best recognize, biatch . . .

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/brokenmace/

Oh, oh, oh, you don't think I can fit shells in that trunk?

Bring it on . . .

I've got a piece of shyte web presence too, bullyboy!

[Szczepankiewicz]

I bet that goes over like gangbusters in Florida.


Wait, are you saying my website is shyte?!?

I'll slumber your party biotch. Put you on the list after Bitty and Handsome Joe.

[Brokenmace]

Oh, nooooo. I'd never. I meant it was a good piece of shyte!

Don't make me cower on the ropes like Rick Flare. Ah, Rick. He was a good sort. Only real men can sport an ass-length mettalic blond perm and still cry like a baby . . . Them was the days. That was real wrestling. Before Hogan went Hollywood.



Now, that's a real man's personal protection device. Let's see anyone try something with that bad boy strapped to my back. It makes shopping more of an adventure, and it's a bit hard to buy milk when the clerks are running away and SWAT circles the 7-11, but damnit, its inspirational.

My spine hurts, sometimes . . .

And, sometime, at night the eye follows you across the room. Its like it wants to be pet, or something. Nice boy . . .

[crazyjoe380]

goodbye both of you !!!

[Brokenmace]

That would be a british army Javelin. Good for parties, Bar BQs, cozy family gatherings, and that "not-so-fresh" feeling you get when being buzzed by low flying jet fighters. They come in Boca Raton Blue also.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Naw, Joe's just happy to see me....

[crazyjoe380]

lol... yup.... sz is an O.G. here..

[clash]

Hi all,

I'm no fighter, I'm a real beginner but I do know how to get someone off your chest.

First a small diversion. Since I've been learning about MA it seems to me that the very first thing to do if someone is pounding you in any situation is use a "stop hit" which to me translates as poke them in the eyes.

Back to getting them off your chest, try this, it has never failed me yet and I've used it since early childhood. This only works if the victim is on their back. Grab the attackers wrists then straighten your arms out by your side. you should then be able to hook the insides of the attackers elbows with your knees. Now push with your knees and and sit up, your oppontent is forced on to his back and you're almost on top of him.

It would be great if any of you could try this and let me know what you think.

.

[Ryu (JKD?)]

No offense, kid, but you obviously haven't spent a lot of time grappling.

Ryu

[Suzuki_Fanboy]

Originally posted by clash
Back to getting them off your chest, try this, it has never failed me yet and I've used it since early childhood. This only works if the victim is on their back. Grab the attackers wrists then straighten your arms out by your side. you should then be able to hook the insides of the attackers elbows with your knees. Now push with your knees and and sit up, your oppontent is forced on to his back and you're almost on top of him.

It would be great if any of you could try this and let me know what you think.

.

whoa! what the heck? there's no way something that complicated could work under heavy hitting and intense pressure. the guy on top would have such an adrenaline rush, grabbing his wrists and pushing them out would be a difficult task in itself, not to mention the rest of the thing