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  • WTF is up with all you newbies?

    Yeah, I realize that this is nothing more than the Internet. But have you completely ****ing lost the few interpersonal skills that an over funded and apparently inadequate public education can provide?

    Or is it the anonymity of your online persona that emboldens you to mouth off ad nauseum?


    For me, yeah, I feel like ****ing superman behind the safety of my 17-inch monitor, super deluxe ergonomic keyboard, and T1 transmission lines. But if you look real close you'll be hard pressed to find the few threads where I make a complete and total ass of myself. (Although there are a few)

    I suppose the difference between myself and the new (and some old) members of the Wal-Mart Generation here are that I act the same online as I do offline. I know, I know, hard to believe, isn’t' it? Spanky, you're really that cool?

    I'd make the same comments sitting in the corner booth at Denny's with Marc MacYoung, Roy Jones Jr., or Rickson Gracie as my fellow forum members are privileged to digest from my daily diatribes on Defend.net.

    How many of you dickcheeses actually walk in off the street and start mouthing off in your neighborhood "McDojo's full of silly assed individuals practicing Shaq Fu?" I know I do. At least once a week....

    Oh yeah, I forgot, you're too busy busting arms and getting deranged drunkards to 'tap out'

    No wonder folks like Gene Simco, Demi Barbito, and other MMA fighters/traininers DON'T come to this site much anymore.

    Yeah I'm on a rant and Yeah it's that time of the month. Despite these interesting tidbits, from now on, I'll make it my personal purpose on this particular path to point out every misspelled word, every illogical statement, ever falsely claimed fact, and every single shred of bullshit that is posted until I drive out all the retards or just get banned.

    Either way I'll be set for life....

  • #2
    Are you just bored or what?

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    • #3
      A little of both.....

      Can't surf porn @ work.

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      • #4
        What do you do for a living? I don't get to play on the puter when I'm at work.

        and since your're ranting and raving about spelling...

        ever falsely claimed fact
        Last edited by MrPoopy; 01-02-2003, 10:11 PM.

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        • #5
          Good Ole'Spanky

          Spanky, you've got to be one of the funniest people on this forum. You get right to the point without any bullshit. You can make any trash-talking wannabe look like an ass.

          Keep up the good work!
          Last edited by Siegfried; 01-02-2003, 11:21 PM.

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          • #6
            I surf porn. What else???

            Ever... it's that new Engleesh that Bri Thai is teaching me.

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            • #7
              I think I'll comment before this thread gets silly. Being a relative newbie myself, my opinion may not be taken as seriously as some of the forumites with more longevity, but I'll float it anyway.

              I can count on one or maybe two hands the number of people who routinely contribute quality information without getting into sh!t with people over stupid things. Many talk big and are very quick to call someone else a "keyboard commando" or an idiot who obviously doesn't know what they are talking about. They qualify this with "because I say so" or "because Maser So-and-so told me." I'll admit that I do a bit of this with the people I consider to be way out of line, but even I try to keep it to a minimum.

              Here's a GUIDE TO INTERNET TROLLS written by Phil Elmore. If you fall into any of these categories, then shut the hell up, please.



              For all you internet tough guys: Are you a VIRTUAL TOUGH GUY??




              NEWBIES, before posting, it is a good idea to:

              1) Get a feel for the general leanings of the posters on a given forum. If your ideas are totally in opposition to said leanings, then don't post unless you are willing to take a verbal beating if and when you do not substantiate your claims/ideas/theories.

              2) Show a little respect. It is ok to be wrong or only partially correct. It happens to all of us.

              3) Respect. It's earned, not given to just anybody.

              4) If you happen to have a hot sister, have her mail me a picture

              How many enemies did I just make with this one?

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              • #8
                *spoken in my best texas draw*

                get em pa!

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                • #9
                  Agreed, I don't recognize anyone from here. I used to be called newbie and I've been here for 5 years.


                  This place was the first and the best....

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                  • #10
                    "4) If you happen to have a hot sister, have her mail me a picture "

                    I second that!

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                    • #11
                      No thanks, on the sister.

                      I'm not into sloppy seconds.

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                      • #12
                        Re: WTF is up with all you newbies?

                        Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
                        Yeah, I realize that this is nothing more than the Internet. But have you completely ****ing lost the few interpersonal skills that an over funded and apparently inadequate public education can provide?

                        Or is it the anonymity of your online persona that emboldens you to mouth off ad nauseum?


                        For me, yeah, I feel like ****ing superman behind the safety of my 17-inch monitor, super deluxe ergonomic keyboard, and T1 transmission lines. But if you look real close you'll be hard pressed to find the few threads where I make a complete and total ass of myself. (Although there are a few)

                        I suppose the difference between myself and the new (and some old) members of the Wal-Mart Generation here are that I act the same online as I do offline. I know, I know, hard to believe, isn’t' it? Spanky, you're really that cool?

                        I'd make the same comments sitting in the corner booth at Denny's with Marc MacYoung, Roy Jones Jr., or Rickson Gracie as my fellow forum members are privileged to digest from my daily diatribes on Defend.net.

                        How many of you dickcheeses actually walk in off the street and start mouthing off in your neighborhood "McDojo's full of silly assed individuals practicing Shaq Fu?" I know I do. At least once a week....

                        Oh yeah, I forgot, you're too busy busting arms and getting deranged drunkards to 'tap out'

                        No wonder folks like Gene Simco, Demi Barbito, and other MMA fighters/traininers DON'T come to this site much anymore.

                        Yeah I'm on a rant and Yeah it's that time of the month. Despite these interesting tidbits, from now on, I'll make it my personal purpose on this particular path to point out every misspelled word, every illogical statement, ever falsely claimed fact, and every single shred of bullshit that is posted until I drive out all the retards or just get banned.

                        Either way I'll be set for life....
                        on the rag or what?????-

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                          • #14
                            your words are too big...my brain hurts...

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